When you wipe, do you do it sitting down or standing up?

This question has divided my friendship group in recent times - each side being mystified and slightly outraged by the other.

Last edited by Domesticated on Apr-10-2011 at 05:38

Who the hell stands up to wipe?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Who the hell stands up to wipe?

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I stand up. I have a fear of touching the water after taking a dump.

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Originally posted by Beat Blog each side being mystified and slightly outraged by the other.

I lol'd so hard at this.

I'm about to fuck up you and your friends' entire world. I do both mother******, situation depending. The toilets at work have those automatic sensors, but if I lean forward to wipe it triggers the sensor and sprays water on me so I have to do it standing up. When I'm at home, I sit.

Boom.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Who the hell stands up to wipe?

when things have just gotten out of hand i have on the very rare occasion done it standing up. but only due to extenuating circumstances

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wipe?

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Originally posted by bas I lol'd so hard at this. I'm about to fuck up you and your friends' entire world. I do both mother******, situation depending. The toilets at work have those automatic sensors, but if I lean forward to wipe it triggers the sensor and sprays water on me so I have to do it standing up. When I'm at home, I sit. Boom.

Well that's entirely fucking different. Sensors?

At home - Do you EVER stand to wipe?

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN when things have just gotten out of hand i have on very rare occasion done it standing up. but only due to extenuating circumstances

Ok PKC, I'm giving you that one on extenuating circumstances.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Well that's entirely fucking different. Sensors? At home - Do you EVER stand to wipe?

You guys don't have stuff like that? Wow.

Dear Australia,

Hope to see you soon!

Sincerely,
The 90s

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Originally posted by bas You guys don't have stuff like that? Wow. Dear Australia, Hope to see you soon! Sincerely, The 90s

Har Har Har.

Seriously, I've NEVER encountered sensors with sit-down toilets. Urinals, sure. Sinks, sure. Hand dryers, sure.

Mind you, I live in Brisbane, which could explain it. Any of you more southern Aussies have fancy sensor sit-down toilets?

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Originally posted by bas You guys don't have stuff like that? Wow. Dear Australia, Hope to see you soon! Sincerely, The 90s

yeah, coz this:

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Originally posted by bas if I lean forward to wipe it triggers the sensor and sprays water on me

makes us feel really behind the times. i cant believe australians havent adopted a device that sprays water all over the place when you dont want it to.

actually yeah we have, its called the hose.

hey sushi, let's import some annoying toilet hoses that randomly spray water all over your arse.

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