i dont really watch football(american), but i happen to be flipping channels and i hear the announcer say "what he did was just reach up a catch the ball with his hands"...uh ok. opposed to what his teeth!
anyway i thought it was funny.
Sep-09-2002 01:51
whiskers
old skool
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
in russia there are millions of quotes by commentators... there are even famous commentators that are known only for some stupid thing they said...
something like "he shoots! what a kick! right between the goalkeeper's legs!" for example
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Sep-09-2002 02:00
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
onto the more manly 'soccer' as u call it
He Drives the Ball down the wing...
Life isn't full of clichés Brian (any uktas may get this its on an advert, im not demented )
Sep-09-2002 16:20
Spad
wise sage of the forest
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Chesterfield ,UK
Murray Walker was the all time god though:
"He's obviously gone in for a wheel change. I say obviously because I can't see it"
"With half the race gone, there is half the race still to go"
"Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough ?"
"Anything happens in Grand Prix racing and it usually does"
"Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place"
"As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is 5th"
"I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem"
"He is shedding buckets of adrenalin in that car"
"It's raining and the track is wet"
Sep-09-2002 16:26
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
Murray Ruled tho Spad, bless him, it's not the same without sum1
the one who makes me laugh is jonathan pearce on channel 5, he has a fucking orgasm everytime nething happens
his line would be like..
/me *spunks* OH MY GOD *spunks more* ITS A DROP BALL, I HAVE NEVER SEEEEEENNNNNNN THIS WHAT ACTION WE HAVE HERE IN THIS AMAZING... 0-0 *covers half the crowd in his cum*
Sep-09-2002 16:32
biznology
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2000
Location:
man that shit happens in every sport in the world id imagine. there ARE some especially bad US football announcers tho.
usually that crap happens when ESPN puts announcers on a game that know nothing about the sport, and that happens WAY too often... late|
Sep-09-2002 16:37
TeKnoHe@d2025
Derek Howell Addict
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
LoL, John Madden or "Mr. State the Obvious" football announcer.
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