(copied out from todays daily mirror (UK news paper) page 31) "CONE SEX MAN HELD
a man was arrested for performing a sex act with a traffic cone in the middle of the street.
police were allerted afrer a shocked passer-by spotted the suspect allegedly having intimate relations with the cone. the 33 year old man, who was alone, was said to have been oblivious to the outrage he had caused.
He was chged with breach of the peace after being help by police in edinburgh.
The cone was belived to have been stolen from nearby roadworks.
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Sep-06-2002 16:43
DJ Mikey Mike
Your mum's face
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: I'm at your mums'
LOL!!! this is almost as bad as the man that raped that goat!!!
Sep-06-2002 16:48
whiskers
old skool
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
umm.... did this happen in liverpool, by any chance???
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Sep-06-2002 16:54
TeKnoHe@d2025
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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
LMAO! That has to be the funniest thing I've read in awhile