When you light your last cigarette on the wrong side?
Aug-04-2012 01:19
Intellekshual
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Ugh, hate!
Equally frustrating, or perhaps more so, when you have a cigarette in your mouth and it takes you two hours to locate the fucking lighter. And no matches in sight. I was once so desperate I used a toaster to light it lol.
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Aug-04-2012 01:27
Sushipunk
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Haven't done it for at least a decade now, though I've been rolling my own cigs for roughly that long.
But yeah, it used to piss me off, lol.
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Aug-04-2012 01:27
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quote:
Originally posted by Intellekshual
Equally frustrating, or perhaps more so, when you have a cigarette in your mouth and it takes you two hours to locate the fucking lighter. And no matches in sight. I was once so desperate I used a toaster to light it lol.
This. I'm sitting there with a cig in my mouth, looking like a tard fumbling around in my pockets for an hour.
Then the cig gets stuck to my lips cause I was pressing down so hard and there was so saliva left.
So then I gotta rip the cig off my lips.
Aug-04-2012 01:30
Sushipunk
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Originally posted by chris1011
Then the cig gets stuck to my lips
I hate that! Worse is when it happens while you're just normally smoking, and your fingers don't quite grip the cig when you're planning to take it out of your mouth between drags... then you burn your fingers on the cherry
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Aug-04-2012 01:33
Intellekshual
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Originally posted by Sushipunk
I hate that! Worse is when it happens while you're just normally smoking, and your fingers don't quite grip the cig when you're planning to take it out of your mouth between drags... then you burn your fingers on the cherry
Lol fuck, I hate that. I managed to do it like 3 times in the past year, two huge blisters form nicely on both your fingers. Agony.
Oh, pro tip: Don't EVER pop the blisters, no matter how tempting, just leave them alone, they heal 10 times quicker.
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Aug-04-2012 01:36
Sushipunk
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Originally posted by Intellekshual
Lol fuck, I hate that. I managed to do it like 3 times in the past year, two huge blisters form nicely on both your fingers. Agony.
Oh, pro tip: Don't EVER pop the blisters, no matter how tempting, just leave them alone, they heal 10 times quicker.
Oh good, so I'm not the only one
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Aug-04-2012 01:37
OrangestO
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I don't smoke cigs, but I've done this with joints before.
Also, I hate when you're ready to light it and find out there's no butane
Aug-04-2012 01:52
WittyHandle
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Ugh, tell me about it. By far the worst, though, is when you're dying of lung cancer and suffering immeasurably and you realize you could have prevented this by never starting smoking. Isn't that like sooooo annoying?
Aug-04-2012 02:06
Intellekshual
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Location: Oubliette
Here we go again...
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Aug-04-2012 02:19
BTG
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Originally posted by WittyHandle
Ugh, tell me about it. By far the worst, though, is when you're dying of lung cancer and suffering immeasurably and you realize you could have prevented this by never starting smoking. Isn't that like sooooo annoying?
I never thought of it this way. please wait while i take some time to reflect on my life choices....
Aug-04-2012 02:22
WittyHandle
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Alright, I won't push it and try to derail the thread. It's just baffling to me in this day and age knowing what we know about cigarettes that anyone would take it up. But I'll stop.