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| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
I'd never reject any of Santa's presents, if that fat bastard could find the time to make it down my chimney, but he's TOO busy fingering elves - and not the Elves of Lothlorien, if ya know what I mean HanSolo. |
Since South Park was pure genius last night in relation to the slutty elves and that being jewish has been the cause of sad christmases and reason for heartache, I have chosen a little song that fits this situation.
The Lonely Jew on Christmas - By Kyle Broflofski
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
cos there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher Lekeesh..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the fuck is up
With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
I'd be merry, but i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas.
Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
'Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad..
Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That's right! You're a Jew, a Stylin' Jew..
It'd a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.
A touching song no doubt, but no as touching as santa and those freaking elves.
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.....but that doesn't mean I can't still dream about it 
