FAT
Yo muma's so fat her nickname is "DAMM!"
Yo muma's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo muma's so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo muma's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo muma's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy"!!
Yo muma's so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo muma's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
Yo muma's so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo muma's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please!"
Yo muma's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo!!
Yo muma's so fat when she gets on the scale it says 'to be continued'.
Yo muma's so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock!!
Yo muma's so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo muma's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo muma's so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her!
Yo muma's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitches good side!
Yo muma's so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo muma's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!!
Yo muma's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo muma's so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo muma's so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo muma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo muma's so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo muma's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
Yo muma's so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had flip flops!
Yo muma's so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!!
Yo muma's so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial!
Yo muma's so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse!

Yo muma's so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!

House
Yo muma's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Like a
Yo muma's like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Yo muma's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!
Yo muma's like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
Yo muma's like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Nasty
Yo muma's so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt!
Yo muma's so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo muma's so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo muma's so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
Yo muma's so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection!!

Old
Yo muma's so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo muma's so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
Poor
Yo muma's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo muma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo muma's so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo muma's so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
Yo muma's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo muma's so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk!
Yo muma's so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.

Stoopid
Yo muma's so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo muma's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo muma's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo muma's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo muma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo muma's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo muma's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

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