Don't travel to Japan before seeing this (pics inside)
These are real pictures, taken to protect naive tourists who expect to have a relaxing trip in that land. Watch out, here's what we've found:

Even if you manage to escape from the emergency, there will always be a trap expecting for you 

Doors are locked remotely and once you're in there you can't escape from the accident.

Japanese doors rock automatically! They must be really noisy, eh? Not a place to chill out 
They're not affraid to show their inner feelings, don't ever piss any jap off!!!
"Drinks won't kill you", yeah, right!
But don't worry, if you ever get too nervous or depressed in Japan, there's no need to take prozac or "e", since you can have bread:

a giving-happy-times shirt:

or the old and loyal good pot: 

Travel at your own risk, you were warned 
PS.: In case you want to see more pictures, check these links out:
http://www.engrish.com
http://www.lightningfield.com/david/japan/index.html
http://freespace.virgin.net/r.barne...cs/japmain.html
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