I haven't been able to buy jeans for about 2-3 years. This thing has got to end. Thank god i'm a little nuts and ordered 20 pairs of the jeans that fit.

Honestly, i don't get it. Granted I'm stuck in the 70s but they are not comfortable, they just don't look right like your centre of gravity is all wrong.

Yes i know everyone knows about it, its just getting ridiculous. I mean Montreal and NYC , good luck finding anything that isn't just fucked.

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It is great advertising for those of us with power wangs.

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thats the thing ,

pants should be tight there , and loose at the legs, a little flair to give your walk some snap. But tight at the angles. Thats bullshit.

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How many pairs do you want made. Custom jeans here 15 bucks.

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i wasn't kidding. I bought about 30 pairs or so. Its actually a little secret of mine. Womens pants. Fucking skin tight were it counts but you got a little leg room to boogie. But even that store , all the fucking womans pants are tight.

Its just that i only have 3 colours. And well, i want some new cuts and like, i dont' know. Actually , one thing I really do want is mandarin coloured shirts but fitted. Like i'm from the matrix. I mean i prefer the nehru but close enough. I'm actually serious about that.

i understand that i just can't adapt to the fashion of the day and that well , thats how shit works but man , its been a real long time. I mean you cannoyt buy jeans that are not super tight unless you shop at stores for fat people.

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Here you buy the material and they make whatever. The gf is part jap and works for a trading company, so no need for cheap chink denim. The nips have quality denim.

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ok but what about the shirts.

Like a fitted black cotton going out shirt but with mandarin collar. I could even send the shirt for the fitted part. THey charge alot here and jsut don't do it right. Fucked up 3 shirts.

Also, the edges have to have a bit of white including the collar so that when i go dancing, i look neat under the black light. I see those places online, i just don't think they would do it unless i gave them specifics and that can be hard because all the sizes are different and shit.

IS there a websIte you know ? Even like an exaggerated mao collar would be perfect.

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I'm 30 minutes from Hong Kong. They do shirts well.

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I'm trying to imagine someone in women's bootcut jeans wearing a black dress shirt with a mandarin collar showing everyone at a club their printed out degree from Julliard and it's really boggling my mind.

I don't buy skinny jeans, not that they would be skinny on me anyways, but I fucking can't stand lots of loose fabric anywhere, even at my ankles. Bootcut jeans can get fucked.

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well its tight then loose

so you can dance, do a rock guitar kick, moon walk.



I mean that is hugging the butt real nice



i mean my balls are in your face.



And i can boogie and still have some definition. Granted those last ones are lounging pants and wouldn't were those unless i went disco.

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Last edited by Looney4Clooney on Jun-28-2013 at 08:34

anyways, its just weird for me to have like pants that are tighter at the angle. It feels fucked. And since i have a bum, there has to be a little boot cut at the very least.

its just that everyone is doing skinny. I mean there are no options.

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i'm 6'3" when I find a pair of pants that actually fit I buy out the store

EDIT: nice balls