maybe its cause i have a boring job on the night shift at a factory, but i found this funny, =P. get into italian accent mode, =P.

a bus stops and 2 italian men get on. they sit down and engage in an animated conversation. the lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"emma come first. den i come. den 2 asses come together. i come once-a-more. 2 asses , they come together again. i come again and pee twice. then i come one lasta time."

"you foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"hey, coola down lady," said the man, "who talkin abouta sexa? i'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spella mississippi."

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