so you all know how much i thoroughly enjoy rimming on a girl. recently i met some chic and she wanted me to come over (we've been on a few dates already) but as attractive as i find her, i really needed to know if her butt crack is shaven bald or not.

you see, prior to her i had a traumatic experience (with another woman) where i went over to the girl's place only to discover too late that she had hair (albeit just a little bit) in her butt crack. i was too grossed out to bother rimming and needless to say it was a disheartening experience for me.

so i point blank asked her (this new girl), "are you bald down there, front and back?" but she got really mad at me

i don't know how to salvage the situation yet but if she has hair in her butt she's probably not worth my time anyway.

but did i do The Right Thing™ by being honest abt my sexual needs?

Ah shit son, well aren't we just all the same. You bring it up in the wrong way and way to early.

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Originally posted by PaULiN0 Ah shit son, well aren't we just all the same. You bring it up in the wrong way and way to early.

how would you have handled the situation?

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Originally posted by PaULiN0 Ah shit son, well aren't we just all the same. You bring it up in the wrong way and way to early.

he tries really hard.

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 how would you have handled the situation?

How would i of handled the situation?

Like disss!

How can either of you have handled a situation that never actually took place?

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Originally posted by Scoops if you are into tossing salad....I suggest you shower wit her 1st so you get a good look at the situation...

You mean, shower alone and imagine what "she" would look like?

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Alright I'll bite....*sigh*

Being honest is okay, but you obviously did it too soon. It likely isn't the question itself that she found offensive, but the implication of it. "Oh he thinks I'm THAT kind of girl??! Pffft!!" Even if she IS that kind of girl, women don't like to be reminded of it, because it makes them feel like whores. Additionally, women want to know that you don't just think of them as a piece of meat, even if you do.

So yeah, you can't just come right out and ask shit like that. Not with most chicks, at any rate.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson "Oh he thinks I'm THAT kind of girl??! Pffft!!" Even if she IS that kind of girl,

what do you mean "THAT" kind of girl? we're not teenagers in high school, we both know (or at least i do) that oral is a natural part of the sexual experience, and rimming isn't all that uncommon at all. she didn't have to be a genius to figure that out.

i'm sure she's had oral before and at least some guys have tried to rim on her. or maybe it never happened because they, like me, had been grossed out by her ass hair. oh well.