An 85 year old man was in a nursing home and everyday he would sit in his wheel chair and watch television at 7:30. Well an old lady used to watch tv with him and one day she decided to place her hand on his penis. He was quite stimulated by her hand and they continued this practice everyday for a month.
Then one day the old lady came to "watch" television and the old man was not there. She found him down the hall watching television with another old lady with her hand on his penis. She asked "Why did you decide not to show up today? What's with this new woman you found? Is she prettier than me? Is she younger than me? Is she smarter than me?"
The old man replied "No, she's uglier, 10 years older than you and dumb as shit!"
She replied "Well shit, what does she have that I don't?" and the old man replied "Parkinson's Disease."
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Sep-21-2002 04:08
TranceSeeker
Laurent garnier Addict
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Genk
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Best of the best:
Laurent Garnier - sambu
Sep-21-2002 10:32
smh
Bla Bla Bla
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Preston, UK
LOL
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Sep-21-2002 10:49
HyPeRSoNiC
Has Posted Here
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Yavne, Israel
lol
nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
btw, neat sig!!!!!!!
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Sep-21-2002 10:58
dr me
Apathy
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Perth, Australia
hehe,
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huh?
Sep-22-2002 07:12
dj_hysterix
TFHS
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: The Sky
Sep-22-2002 10:13
netw3rkd
trancEaddict in JAIL
Registered: Jun 2002
Location: Kitchener / ON
: haha:
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Sep-22-2002 20:01
shoXx
IDM addict
Registered: Jun 2001
Location:
wahahahah *dies*
That's a funny joke, ste.
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Sep-22-2002 20:02
BTG
Ez skinz ez lyfe
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Milton ON
*giggles*
if i wasn't so tired, i might even have laughed more
Sep-22-2002 21:07
Technaut
tuanhceT
Registered: Nov 2001
Location:
good one
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Sep-22-2002 22:49
assassin8
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Brooklyn, NY
lol
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Really great trance music is best heard when you're lying on the floor, with arms outstretched, crucified beneath monstrous speakers. Trance takes the thump of hardcore techno music and scatters it among swirls of melody and elliptical rhythms, facilitating a sense of detachment that allows the mind to wander. For instance, on Sasha's Global Underground: Ibiza the sounds rise and fall together, working cohesively, like on a perfect night in the blue room upstairs at the rave, bringing you back down to Earth only long enough to be bounced right back into the stratosphere. The music provides an appreciation of musical space--the distance between sounds and the silence before the boom--allowing the listener to seep into each song slowly, convincingly.
Another Sick Joke - Happy Grandad!
