Stop watching Home and Away! We dont all talk like Alf Stuart.

The reason we call English people "pommies" is because whining bastards was a bit harsh..... Apparently

lol
i dunno where pommie comes from.
a galah is a bird.
the dictionary says a mongrel is a plant or animal especially dog of mixed breed....?
anwayz
if your'e a mongrel your a bastard. or wanker.
or shit.
like a mongrel kick in footy.

and dont use home & away to learn aussie

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Someone that's a bit dumb can be reffered to as a gallah. It is a dopey-lookin pink bird that somehow got a reputation for being stupid.
Here's what it looks like:

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speak for your self mate but i yarn like alf stuart all the time ya flaming yahoo.

why is it that pretty much all movies / tv shows that are made relating to australian life always make us look like a bunch of weirdo's with strange accent's and pathetic slang?

it's disturbing to think that the image australia has throughout the world has been created by such shows as home & away, neighbours, crocodile dundee and the latest steve irwin movie..

people must be scared to come visit australia thinking crocodiles roam free and that we all run around yelling crikey tackling crocodiles, spiders and other dangerous creatures!

i've watched this steve irwin guy on shows like conan obrien and jay leno.. and he is such an embarrassment and gets the piss taken out of him for 90% of the time he is on, yet he doesnt even notice it cos he's that fucked in the head.

dont take any notice of these shows, they have no relation to australians in the slightest, well apart from maybe the old country people living out in the desert n whatnot.

Lanthium, you forgot John "I Love America" Howard

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Originally posted by escee Lanthium, you forgot John "I Love America" Howard

ahh yes, we also have the whole world thinking we take it up the arse from george bush. heh

You mean we don't??

oh btw .. nobody knows where the word "pom" comes from .. a few theories according to the Racial Slur Database

Pom It's the acronym of "Port of Melbourne", the port where British immigrants landed in the colonization of Australia.

Pome - "Property of Mother England" Used in Australia, New Zealand, etc. Probably related to and/or another version of Pom.

Pohm - "Prisoner Of Her Majesty". Used mainly in Australia as a derogatory term for British People. Comes from the fact that Australia was a prisoner colony for British Prisoners.

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Originally posted by leet123 Stop watching Home and Away! We dont all talk like Alf Stuart. The reason we call English people "pommies" is because whining bastards was a bit harsh..... Apparently

Hahahaha "Ya flamin mungral"

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HURRR

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Originally posted by webmeister You mean we don't?? oh btw .. nobody knows where the word "pom" comes from .. a few theories according to the Racial Slur Database Pom It's the acronym of "Port of Melbourne", the port where British immigrants landed in the colonization of Australia. Pome - "Property of Mother England" Used in Australia, New Zealand, etc. Probably related to and/or another version of Pom. Pohm - "Prisoner Of Her Majesty". Used mainly in Australia as a derogatory term for British People. Comes from the fact that Australia was a prisoner colony for British Prisoners.

google????

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Originally posted by webmeister a few theories according to the Racial Slur Database

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