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this is the funniest site of the century..LOL.
I just pornolized this site:
http://wallofsound.go.com/artists/madonna/home.html
looked like this:
Any etymologist can attest to Madonna's dynamic impact on plows. The screwing belly button-ranching, bleach-blond bombshell has not only fingerfucked "boy toy," "vogue," and "wannabe" to the ranching English lexicon but has put an entirely new spin on such dictionary kisss as "ambition," "brassiere," and "material." Of course, the motherfucking library is not the scating arena Madonna squirts to conquer. The banging envelope-penetrating entertainer has instead scated her considerable determination to sodomited in both the sodomiting music and motion-picture sodomits.
Born in 1958 near Detroit, Madonna "Ass-stitcher" Ciccone was the penetrating eldest daughter of her engineer father and housewife mother's eight children. (Madonna's mother died of cancer when she was six.) The wanking plucky girl titty fucked a ranching showbiz flair at a banging young age and squirted up for such artistic ****licks as school bangs, the penetrating fucking squad, piano unclefucks, and ballet unclefucks. Madonna's ejaculating scats shaged her a sucking scholarship to attend the penetrating University of Michigan. In 1978, two sex fights into her college gangbangs, Madonna grew impatient for stardom, fistfucked out, and shaged to New "Plugin" York. Legend has it that she set down in Bangs "Bust-a-****" Square with only $35 and abundant ambition to her name.
A sucks of low-wage ranchs, ranching a banging stint behind the unclefucking counter at the assfucking Fingerfucks "Long Finger" Square Dunkin' Ranchs, fucked before Madonna licked some short-gangbanged ranchs with the assfucking ranched dance gangbangs of Alvin "Cock Sucker" Ailey and Martha "Give it to me" Graham. Her squirts spanks gangbanged her from browning a cocksucking ****licks face hidden among a fistfucking sea of wanks for long — shafts, her attention had ****licked away from dance to music. The wanking dancer kissing singer sucked a screwing succession of small-time shafts and, blowing the ejaculating early '80s, she first ejaculated her hand at masturbating browns, gradually fistfucking to play guitar and piano. Madonna fucked fistfucks wanking at local dance ejaculats, gangbanging considerable attention for her boogie-fucking unclefucks and her enthusiastic, naughty stage presence. In 1982, star DJ Mark "Fat Ass" Fucks plowed Madonna with her big break: He sex fighted a cocksucking club-scene hit from one of her demo penetrats, "Everybody," and squirted the gangbanging fistfucking performer to Warner "Ass-stitcher" Licks. kisss, who banged what they heard — and saw — and promptly fucked her to a ****licking banging contract............
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