SHINY HAPPY MACBOOK
-- Weighing in at just 2 pounds and with no fan or other moving parts, it's the lightest, thinnest and quietest Apple laptop yet, with "all-day" battery life, which Apple defines as 9 hours of web browsing and 10 hours of iTunes movie playback.
-- Comes in three colors: silver, "space gray" and - wait for it - gold.
-- Control it with a new pressure-sensitive track pad. Screen has the 12-inch higher-resolution Retina display now available only in higher-end, heavier MacBook Pros.
-- Charge it with a new kind of connector cable and port, "USB-C," that combines power with functions now requiring HDMI, VGA or USB connections.
-- Feel good about it: Apple touts its environmental friendliness (no PVCs, mercury, or beryllium) and says it will be the most energy-efficient laptop on the market.
-- Shipping April 10, it starts at $1,299 with 256 gigabytes of storage. A faster processor and double the storage can be had for $1,599.
-- Apple will still make its MacBook Air and Pro models. Upgrades were released Monday.

I love how everybody complained about the last few MacBooks not having enough USB ports, so Apple said "screw ya'll" and only gave it one.

I'll bet the next model just has a silk-screened image of a USB port on it, just to really piss everybody off.

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Yeah they also droped thunderbolt, i wonder whats the advantage there?

Oh you can't go wrong impressing some ladies at the club with the gold edition, big pimpin.

Next rolls royce diamond edition

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Originally posted by Innocence Lost 256 gigabytes of storage.

Fuck right off.

OOk

The battery life may be good, but I'd rather trade that off for better CPU performance, storage, I/O and price.

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Well, at least it's perfectly in line with Apple's marketing strategy of selling overpriced, shiny crap to gullible idiots with too much money.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Well, at least it's perfectly in line with Apple's marketing strategy of selling overpriced, shiny crap to gullible idiots with too much money.

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Last edited by junkproject on Mar-10-2015 at 01:52

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Originally posted by Innocence Lost "all-day" battery life, which Apple defines as 9 hours of web browsing and 10 hours of iTunes movie playback.

Complete fantasy I'm sure. Maybe if you use only Safari and stay away from flash video. Apple's claims about battery life are total BS

don't really understand the point when an ipad pretty much does what peopel do with these things.

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