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50 things that a woman cant do (a man of course can)
- Know anything about a car, other than it's
colour
- Understand a film plot
- Go 24 hours without sending a text message
- Build a shed
- Throw
- Run
- Park
- Fart
- Read a map
- Rob a bank
- Resist Ikea
- Sit still
- Tell a joke
- Play pool
- Pay for dinner
- Eat a kebab while walking,
- Piss out a train window,
- Argue without shouting,
- Get told off without crying,
- Underdstand fruit machines,
- Walk past a shoe shop,
- Make a decent sandwich,
- Not comment on a stranger's clothes,
- Use small amounts of toilet paper,
- Let you sleep off a headache,
- Drink a whisky-coke,
- Get in a round,
- Throw a punch,
- Do magic,
- Like your friends,
- Enjoy porn,
- Eat an indian curry,
- Get to the point,
- Buy plain envelopes,
- Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet,
- Sit in a room for five minutes, without
,saying "I'm cold",
- Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates,
- Avoid credit card debit,
- Dive into a pool,
- Assemble furniture,
- Forn a rock group,
- Set a video recorder,
- Not try and change you,
- Watch a war film,
- Understand flirting results in violence,
- Spend a day by themselves,
- Go to the toilet by themselves,
- Buy a purse that fits in their pocket,
- Choose a video quickly,
- Get to the point,
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