Ironically it's true. Ran out of candy two years straight 60+ kids. I thought my neighbor were bad sports when they intentionally leave so they don't need feed these kids who aren't even from the neighborhood. But now I'm starting to see their point.
Oct-31-2016 02:49
Alex
Suck a cheetah's dick
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal
Give us a conservative estimate as to how many registries you'll be on by 12:01am November 1st.
Seriously though, how many of the kids dress up as Chris Hansen before ringing your doorbell?
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Oct-31-2016 04:27
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by Alex
Seriously though, how many of the kids dress up as Chris Hansen before ringing your doorbell?
Ok, that was the funniest thing posted in this thread so far
I knew what this thread would turn into, even before clicking on it, but god damn that was a good one.
Sorry IGK
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Oct-31-2016 06:45
pkcRAISTLIN
arbiter's chief minion
Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
yeah, credit to igk coz even he knew how this would turn out.
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Oct-31-2016 08:21
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
Of course he knew. Good lulz, IMO.
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Oct-31-2016 09:49
Vector A
Your petrochemical arms
Registered: Apr 2011
Location: U.S.
What are you lacing the candy with this year to make the kids more amenable to your purposes?
Oct-31-2016 18:01
djshire
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Dec 2010
Location: Detroit, MI, USA
quote:
Originally posted by Jon_Snow
Ironically it's true. Ran out of candy two years straight 60+ kids. I thought my neighbor were bad sports when they intentionally leave so they don't need feed these kids who aren't even from the neighborhood. But now I'm starting to see their point.
I quit going out to trick-or-treat when I was about 8 ( in considered it too much of a hassle). So I'd hand out candy at my dad's house or mom's house (divorced parents). My parents houses were quite close to each other (about a 1/4 mile down the road from one another). Both houses were near a city called Pontiac, which was like mini-Detroit. And black kids with no costume would come to both houses and get candy. Little fuckers wouldn't even put up any effort. Especially funny were the young (early 20s and less) mothers who would be pushing baby strollers, asking for candy.
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djshire don't give a fuck.
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Rave to the grave.
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djshire, you're a cool nigga.