I broke both wrists at the same time when I drove about 20 mp/h on my mountainbike when a couple of ducks (I am not kiddin!) crossed the streets.

I braked with full power, flew over my bike and landed on my wrists.
After I got up I actually managed to drive 5 miles to the hospital in that condition

I once got knocked down by a van, it wasnt really that bad but they guy got banned for 2 years and a £300 fine. He drove away and left me there

Now for the weird part, I now work for the same company that owned the van he was driving when he knocked me down.

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Walked through a glass door. Sliced my hand open. 7 Stictches later. Alls well. Got a decent scar now.


AND i was dead set sober at the time.

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I stood on a sewing needle, and it snapped off in my foot, had to have an operation to remove it
caught the third finger of my right hand in my grandads door when I was kid, sliced the tip off
Whilst playing roller hockey as a kid, my best friend followed thru his shot and cracked me right in the eye....which was nice

I think I once stapled my thumb..can't remember what happened tho..

when i was 3 i was climbing aroudn i nthe kitchen and knocked a kettle onto myself and burnt all my right arm and part of my chest and had to have skin graphts and now i have big scars still!

when i was about 12 me and my mates were conker picking and had a butter knife to open the conkers with but we were throwing them at each other and my mate threw the knife andit stuck into my left ankle.

a few years ago i was playing football at a tenniss court near us but it is over grown and a slid and went into a bramble bush a slit all my right leg and arm open severly, i still have scars!

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When i was in grade 3, i was at a public skating thing..

i sliped on a chocolat bar rapper (that some idiot left on the ice) and fell really hard.

i cried...and such, and my dad took me to the doctors later.

The doctor said it was nothing, just a bruise. So my dad took me home.

The rest of the day, i was complaining about my leg so much. and my dad got pissed, and at dinner time, i was downstairs watching tv, and he said, if i dont walk up the stairs, i dont get dinner.

I didn't walk up the stairs...and starved that night.

I went to bed around 9:00, and i couldn't fall asleep,
i was crying all night. My dad was yelling at me to shut up all night.

The next morning, my mom convinced my dad to get a 2nd opinion from a doctor.

I went to the hospital, and they took Xrays, and..OMG. it was broken :/ stupid parents.

They told me it was my own fault, for crying wolf all the time. >: (

About three years ago i was trying to ride my bike(i dont know how you call these things in englisch, but it had a little motor 50cc)
I don't know alot about that knight, all i know the police found me somewhere lying on the street, they thought i had a broken bone (it was broken) so they took me to a hospital and gave me at the same time a ticket for driving while drunk.
In the hospital they found out my kidney was dammaged, it took them 3 days to see that my kidney was totaly split in 2, operation lota pain...anyway the moral of this story...dont fall on a street where cops pass, they give you a ticket annyway...ohno the moral was...don't drink and drive.

thats nothing.... i once biked into a parked car while going uphill and bit off my entire bottom lip...I woke up on the windshield...it was covered in blood...i got up to check where i was bleeding couldnt figure it out...so i spit blood came out....went to touch my lip and touched my teeth instead.,. looked around found my lip went to the hospital they sewed it back on....but they fucked up and i was left with the most fucked up lip ull ever see.....was gonna sue the hospital...they got scared and i got free plastic surgery on it and now dont even have a scar..

I broke my lil toe when i was 1.5 years old, i felt down the stairs

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