Thankyou for scrunging up enough players to field a team in the first ashes test....we hope you enjoy your stay in lovely brisbane, qld, australia.

The Ashes, 2002-03, 1st Test
Australia v England
Brisbane Cricket Ground, Woolloongabba, Brisbane
7,8,9,10,11 November 2002 (5-day match)

Toss: England
Umpires: SA Bucknor (WI) and RE Koertzen (SA)

Close of Play:
Day 1: Australia 364/2 (Hayden 186*, Martyn 9*; 90 overs)

Australia 1st innings
JL Langer c Stewart b Jones 32
ML Hayden not out 186
RT Ponting b Giles 123
DR Martyn not out 9
Extras (b 1, lb 8, w 1, nb 4) 14
Total (2 wickets, 90 overs, 383 mins) 364

To Bat: *SR Waugh, DS Lehmann, +AC Gilchrist, JN Gillespie,
SK Warne, AJ Bichel, GD McGrath.

FoW: 1-67 (Langer, 14.3 ov), 2-339 (Ponting, 75.4 ov).

Bowling O M R W
Caddick 19 3 71 0 (1nb)
Hoggard 22 2 86 0 (1w)
Jones 7 0 32 1
White 16 3 67 0 (3nb)
Giles 24 3 87 1
Butcher 2 0 12 0

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Can you please tell me was this a 1 day match? HAHAHAHA

I think the run rate after the first 20 overs was something like 5.4. That's atrocious!

I can't wait to see this magical Micheal Vaughn batting. I wanna see how fast McGrath knocks his stumps over. My bet is on a max of 10 overs. McGrath wil take him!
Then the rest will drop like flies.

I'm predicting 5-0 to Australia!

And why the F**K did Hussain choose to bowl! It's like the best batting pitch ever! I guess he's not used to seeing yellow pitches. t wasn't moist and green enough for him.

hahaha
Good Luck

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If u could understand what you were talking about..... I'd probably make a snidey comment

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well from what I can tell we didn't have the best of luck... and it looks like your gonna glide past 600, but as I said, you'd win the first test, as we haven't really had enough time to prepare a proper side for the 1st test. You've got to take the fact we can only actually play cricket for about 2 months of the year, our best bowlers are injured (Gough looks like he's out for the whole series, along with Jones, Flintoffs fucked etc...)
and as for Vaughan, McGrath probably will knock his stumps over, but the guys clearly taking some sort of performance enhancing drugs, noone is that consistent
oh and when Gilchrist is in, aim for the elbows

bad luck about the Jones kid, it's always a shame for something like that to happen to anyone in any sport, looked quite nasty too

you could almost imagine the ligaments in his knee snapping

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Originally posted by sifntj0r Thankyou for scrunging up enough players to field a team in the first ashes test....we hope you enjoy your stay in lovely brisbane, qld, australia. The Ashes, 2002-03, 1st Test Australia v England Brisbane Cricket Ground, Woolloongabba, Brisbane 7,8,9,10,11 November 2002 (5-day match) Toss: England Umpires: SA Bucknor (WI) and RE Koertzen (SA) Close of Play: Day 1: Australia 364/2 (Hayden 186*, Martyn 9*; 90 overs) Australia 1st innings JL Langer c Stewart b Jones 32 ML Hayden not out 186 RT Ponting b Giles 123 DR Martyn not out 9 Extras (b 1, lb 8, w 1, nb 4) 14 Total (2 wickets, 90 overs, 383 mins) 364 To Bat: *SR Waugh, DS Lehmann, +AC Gilchrist, JN Gillespie, SK Warne, AJ Bichel, GD McGrath. FoW: 1-67 (Langer, 14.3 ov), 2-339 (Ponting, 75.4 ov). Bowling O M R W Caddick 19 3 71 0 (1nb) Hoggard 22 2 86 0 (1w) Jones 7 0 32 1 White 16 3 67 0 (3nb) Giles 24 3 87 1 Butcher 2 0 12 0

Cricket is shit anyways and we would hammer you at football

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ive just been watching the highlights it was appalling!

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AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!!

The english bowlers knee injury looked horrible, of all things in the body to injure, i think the knee would have to be the worst (from a sports perspective).

And, I see SugarShacks football comment, and raise him a Rugby Union and Rugby League

OI OI OI!!!!

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Originally posted by escee AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!!!! The english bowlers knee injury looked horrible, of all things in the body to injure, i think the knee would have to be the worst (from a sports perspective). And, I see SugarShacks football comment, and raise him a Rugby Union and Rugby League OI OI OI!!!!

erm....

darts anyone?

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Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR erm.... darts anyone?

heroin is bad for you!

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Originally posted by sifntj0r DR Martyn not out 9

Hehe, they have a crappy make of shoe in their team

Bleh, cricket is boring, i understand it, but well im sure it fills u with great pride, beating us again.

Coz i really dont care

Now talk to me about England V Australia in football and im sure it would be a simular score line, but more like 364 - 2

You really are shite at football.

Apart from Viduka and kewell

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Viduka hahaha even though he played for my beloved Celtic, since he's been at Leeds he's been indulging in one too many pies, hahaha the Aussies best striker is like that Jono Coleman bloke, anyway Aussie Rules BILLABONG! SHOCKER! Roberts is tackled by a Carlton player BILLABONG! hahahaha anyway talking about Cricket hahahahaha Was David Boon the biker from the village people?

(The one and only David Boon LMAO what a surname what a tash)

And then we have Merv Hughes LMAO

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