the following rules apply if you want to post in here.
1. all new memebrs must send a £100 cheque to dumonde trancer moderating LTD.
2. no talking about tiesto.
3. all comments about things which taste horrible are banned, ie pickled onion crisps, tomatoes!
4. use of the smiley is prohibited. its shit.
5. all current memebers msut send a £50 administration fee (plus £10 handling charge) to dumonde trancer moderating LTD to cover costs of renewing memebership.
if any of the rules are broken you will be dressed up as a child and locked in a padded cell with gary glitter. your familey pets will be bathed in petrol and set alite.
happy posting!
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Fave Tune at the Moment: Mesmerizer - Taking Control
Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
5. all current memebers msut send a £50 administration fee (plus £10 handling charge) to dumonde trancer moderating LTD to cover costs of renewing memebership.
happy posting!
lucky my membership aint up for renewal until the year 2037 AD! and anyways i heard that because im extremely lazy then someone else would pay my fees! or does that just apply to college loans etc?!
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This was a place of fun and madness that is sadly long gone now
All the best to all the UKTAs
08/01/16
Big Dave/little Dave
Nov-22-2002 18:18
Ste
Planet Zogg Addict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Outer Dementia
Re: Re: ATTENTION: new uk forum rules.
quote:
Originally posted by big dave
lucky my membership aint up for renewal until the year 2037 AD! and anyways i heard that because im extremely lazy then someone else would pay my fees! or does that just apply to college loans etc?!
student discount is 50% off memebrship.
BUT you get fined £75 for being a student tax dodger once per month
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Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
DISCLAIMER: this thread is just a joke, anyone taking tis thread seriously will be banned from the uk forum for lacking a sense of humour.
also the garry glitter and burning thing too
If you recieve anything in the post with a Chesterfield postmark just bin it.
Nov-22-2002 18:30
flystyler
Defected[JULES]Addict
Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Aylesbury, UK
quote:
Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
no that was my mam
U look so simular, anyway u/she seemed to enjoy it, but was worth the 25p anyway, talk about inflation, glad i got in early
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Nov-22-2002 18:31
Az
took me all the way back
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Walking to John O'Groats for some spastics
u already owe me a fiver and a phone
Nov-22-2002 18:33
tu_face
No Known Cure...
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: Sheffield, UK
*ahem* i will gladly receive 50% of the proceeds of dumonde trancer moderation LTD
NB: proportion of proceeds sent to JefFf is not a direct representation of work done.
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MUGGETS
Nov-22-2002 18:43
Technaut
tuanhceT
Registered: Nov 2001
Location:
I aint paying nuffing, come upto Scotland to get the fecking money off me.
ATTENTION: new uk forum rules.
smiley is prohibited. its shit.
