A funny and somewhat true theory about men/women relationships

Relationships

There's a cartoon I once saw that was similar to that (sort of) about a guy walking past three girls, he would ask each girl out and they would in one way or another "crush" him until the end where he would walk up to the last girl and say "I have money" and then she says "I love you" The End.

Btw, that site RULES!

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That is the site of the day:

IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS

Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores have identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:

1) The guy is gay
2) The guy does not find you attractive.
3) The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder

^^^ SO TRUE!!!!!!

LOL!!!

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This is by far the site of the day...

My roomate and myself just had a two hour conversation about this.

Sooooo true!

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Originally posted by Swamper That is the site of the day: IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe................ etc

true.. there is no way a man and a woman can be friends..

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i think a man and woman can be friend, only if they both realize that in the end it will lead to sex...

my favourite line is

Scenario 3: A girl says any of the following to you:

* "You're like a brother to me"
* "You're like a big teddy bear"
* "I feel like I can talk to you about anything"
* "You're so nice"
* "Can you help me with my homework"


Ladder Theory Explanation: You are on the friends ladder. So Sorry.

^^^ very true

Hahaha, saw this on Tribe last week....
Sent it to my girlfriend who has a lot of guy friends, didn't go over to well

this was posted on the car forum i mod, it is soooo true. anyone who isnt sure what to do in a situation w/a significant other, should just look at that for a suggestion

Hehehe.... i know a guy who seems to end up on everyone's friend ladder. Sux to be him. :P Its cuz he becomes one of those overly clingy "i like you i want to spoil you" types. Major no-no. The girls all think he's a "nice" guy and would know how to treat a woman. Of course, none of them would go out with him. lol.

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Originally posted by quddha Hehehe.... i know a guy who seems to end up on everyone's friend ladder. Sux to be him. :P Its cuz he becomes one of those overly clingy "i like you i want to spoil you" types. Major no-no. The girls all think he's a "nice" guy and would know how to treat a woman. Of course, none of them would go out with him. lol.

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Favourite quote that sums it all up ...

"Intellectual whores:
As to the first point, that of money. Well most guys know that women dig guys with money. Would Donald Trump be fucking models if he wasn't rich? That question is rhetorical. Now I don't even believe this is wrong, I think it is just nature. But I also think women who are this way (and it is almost all of you) should be honest and admit that they are basically whores, and stop saying bad things about the so-called "actual whores" who are just trying to earn an honest living."

Last edited by Avenjah on Dec-07-2002 at 11:58