drunk quotes!
dunno if this has been posted before or not, but here goes:
>>>> > Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drank
>>>> > I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think
>>>> > about the workers in the brewery and all of their
>>>> > hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
>>>> > might be out of work and their dreams would be
>>>> > shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
>>>> > drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
>>>> > selfish and worry about my liver."
>>>> >
>>>> > --by Jack Handy
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
>>>> > wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
>>>> > going to feel all day.
>>>> >
>>>> > --Frank Sinatra
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk
>>>> > to spend time with fools.
>>>> >
>>>> > --Ernest Hemingway
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the
>>>> > decency to thank her.
>>>> >
>>>> > --W.C. Fields
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
>>>>reading.
>>>> >
>>>> > --Henny Youngman
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I
>>>>think not!
>>>> >
>>>> > --Stephen Wright
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we
>>>> > fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
>>>> > When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's
>>>> > all get drunk and go to heaven!
>>>> >
>>>> > -- Brian O'Rourke
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be!
>>>>happy.
>>>> >
>>>> > --Benjamin Franklin>
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> > Without question, the greatest invention in the
>>>> > history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
>>>> > wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
>>>> > not go nearly as well with pizza.
>>>> >
>>>> > --Dave Barry
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tech-house
n. an old-school term for crack cocaine.
"Got some tech-house?" "Yeah, I'm your man for tech-house, Grandma."
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang.cgi?ref=tech-house
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