...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

...Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

...Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

...He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

...Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

...Couple on 7-day honeymoon make whole week.

...Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

...Girl who sits on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.

...Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

...Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

...He who run behind bus get exhausted.

...Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusi on.

...Man who smoke pot choke on handle.

...Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

...He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs

heheh i love these jokes

...crowded elevator smells differently to midget.

...man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

...he who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

...man who run behind car get exhausted.
...man who run in front of car get tired.

...man with one chopstick go hungry.

...squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Peace 'n Love! • Mikey • Sydney, Australia.

quote:

Originally posted by TranceBunnY ...Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

HAHAHAH my fav
i dont have ne but these are a classic

Man who piss on tree feel relieved

Sorry that's the best I can come up with :/

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Man who sticks dick in biscuit barrel, is fucking crackers

shamelessly stolen from the au ta chat chan, sorry i cant give proper credit.

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Originally posted by webmeister Man who piss on tree feel relieved Sorry that's the best I can come up with :/

lol u fool

'he who goes to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger'

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new set online, Summer Journeys

quote:

Originally posted by escee Man who sticks dick in biscuit barrel, is fucking crackers shamelessly stolen from the au ta chat chan, sorry i cant give proper credit.

hahaahhah...that one's good!

...man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.

...secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.

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Peace 'n Love! • Mikey • Sydney, Australia.

"secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk"

haha nice.