Jokes

A mother takes her little daugther to see Santa. The little girl sits on Santas knee
says "I want a Barbie for Christmas". Santa says "Ho-ho-ho-ho, a Barbie... and she comes
with Action Man". The mother says "I thought Barbie comes with Ken?". "No she comes with
Action Man. She fakes it with Ken", says Santa

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Don't forget a dog is not just for Christmas day. If you get a big enough one you'll
have some left over for Boxing day.

Poems

Christmas is that time of year,
when Santa spills his sacks around here,
the amount he leaves is simply shocking,
quite enough to fill your stocking.


More Quotes you can only say at Christmas

21. I'll stuff the bird.
22. Gooble gooble gooble.