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25 Comebacks to the Question "Why aren't you married Yet?"
1. You haven't asked yet.
2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with
my life.
3. What? And spoil my great sex life?
4. Nobody would believe me in white.
5. Because I just love hearing this question.
6. Just lucky, I guess.
7. It gives my mother something to live for.
8. My fiancée is awaiting his/her parole.
9. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr.America.
10. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets
to Miss Saigon?
11. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
12. It didn't seem worth a blood test.
13. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
14. I think it would take all the spontaneity out
of dating.
15. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
16. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
17. They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
18. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from
sheer happiness.
19. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't
trust those voodoo doll rituals.
20. What? And lose all the money I've invested in
running personal ads?
21. We really want to, but my lover's spouse just
won't go for it.
22. I don't want to have to support another person
on my paycheque.
23. Why aren't you thin?
24. I'm married to my career, although recently we
have been considering a trial separation.
25. (Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because
having a husband *AND* a child would be redundant.
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