Does anybody out there want my job?

Our office is right next door to a Rub-n-Tug, where hot asian girls greet you at the door in see-thru nities. On a good day, you can hear slap-slap-slap through the walls.

The only reason I ask, is that it seems I've been neglecting my sleeping-in responsibilities. I need to PRIORITIZE. From 9-5, there is all this trance that doesn't get listened to, and I feel it is my responsibilty to do something about this. I owe it to you, your mom, and starving children all over the world.

So who wants my job? The pay is better than decent, and the office fridge will keep your yogurt fresh and cold.

Please respond ASAP.

Also, I would very much appreciate it, if you would give me money and make me some lunch.

Thank you.

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What DO you do?

Whats the pay?

yea..what do you do?

hot asian girls..where exactly do you work?
I wanna check out this place haha

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where do i sign up??

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Hope I'm not bursting anyone's bubble here (um... no pun intended), but didn't he say his office was NEXT to a Rub-N-Tug which is where the girls are? As in, not in the same office as he works.

Ah well, I guess some guys will kill just to be in proximity... doesn't phase me though. Besides, hearing slap-slap through the walls might make it a little hard to concentrate...

i say we start some friendly wagering here...

10 bucks says sooper works at a sperm bank. put that fridge to good use.

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Originally posted by mot10n ... 10 bucks says sooper works at a sperm bank. put that fridge to good use.

That's probably just an excuse for being in the restroom 6 out of the 8 hours.

BHAHAHAA>

$20 Bux on the sperm bank!

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Originally posted by E*Master ^^*Pushes LKD aside^^ I am older and more responsible than he is

You forgot bigger...

A slight wiff of your arm and the breeze should be enough...

Sooper forgot to mention that he works with Middle Eastern rug immigrants that used to have jobs as camel couriers back home.

The pay isn't exeptional but his hardwood floors at home look like a badly stitched oversized quilt...

So unless you want the same 'motif' as him...(do you really?)

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