K, well, i've been sick all day, and i havn't done anything, so i've had alot of time, to think of various things.

This thread, being one of them.


Post your most embarasing farts ever

mwahha

bah. i'm too sick to type my big long story, i'll do it tomorrow.

one day i was at work sitting at my desk, and i had just eaten McDonalds. So I had gas for the whole day. i was letting off silent ones for a while, untils finally i had to just let one rip. it was so loud that people were laughing at me from the other side of the office! then all of a sudden i heard a voice right behind me say "wow, that sounded wet!". when i turned around i realized it was the CEO of my company standing next to a motorola rep who was in the process of making a multi-million dollar deal with my company. i later found out that is was the motorola guy who said it, and if he didn't say that i would've probably gotten fired.

Stupid assfire!

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damn essential, thats one heck of a fart story if i were u i dont know how i'd ever recover from sumthing as embarassing...heheh...assuming ur story is real

fortunately i havent had a bad fart experience, all have been positive, enlightening experiences

j/k

we all know weve always had those really embarissing ones, especiall in school were you cant help it and its even louder, were one might go off and you try to cover it up with a cough or sound that is like the same sound and act like your making it with your mouth or something, its funny cause usually when those happen theirs like 1 person who notices it and thats it

i was about to take a shit once...forgot to lock the door, then this girl came right in, omg....but thats years ago, but it was damn embarasing.

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Originally posted by Endre i was about to take a shit once...forgot to lock the door, then this girl came right in, omg....but thats years ago, but it was damn embarasing.

Hahahaha, I experienced the same thing lol, it was a guy though

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Best of the best:
Laurent Garnier - sambu

Me & a freind once took a big shit right in the middle of the boys toilets, we made a big path of toilet roll from the play ground leading into the toilets directly into the path of the shit, It was soo funny watching people following the toilet roll into the boys toilets and being faced with my giant shit, really imature but i swear man, you should try uit some time !

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Originally posted by burns Me & a freind once took a big shit right in the middle of the boys toilets, we made a big path of toilet roll from the play ground leading into the toilets directly into the path of the shit, It was soo funny watching people following the toilet roll into the boys toilets and being faced with my giant shit, really imature but i swear man, you should try uit some time !

Hahahahaah pretty funny lol
I once took a shit while sitting on a football goal

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Best of the best:
Laurent Garnier - sambu

..i used to do drugs.....i still do, but i used to, too....

-mh-

i work in an office

fart smells linger...always remeber that

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ever had those that you wasn't sure it was a fart or you realy sjit your pants those realy hot and wet one's and that you think "AHW SJIT i think i have to do a manual check on this one"


or those real realy realy hot ones after soem hot dinner that you think you ass is one fire.



anyway mine was @ skool in the class me and a few friends were joking around so it wasn't that bad burped a little and farted but mine was hard HARD I SAY everyone was looking at me so i pionted to another dude he pionted at me and so we pionted to everyone it was pretty funny

yeah that you forgot to lock the door while you taking a sjit that can scare the sjit out of ya

I've posted my most embarassing fart already, it was during a date, here's the link

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...&threadid=61530

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