(To the Tune of "If your happy and you know it...") (Clap your hands...)

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections, Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.

It's “;pre-emptive non-aggression” bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see, And that's good enough for me 'Cos
it's all the proof I need to Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad, With the weapons that he had, (And he
tried to kill your dad), Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy, And hiding that ain't easy, And your
manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason, Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.

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Shut the fuck up you idiot!

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Thats perty catchy, but i hope we make a fucking glass bowl out of the place.....sorry guys my brother got orders like a month ago he will be deployed to irag. I think also Iraq has 3 American aircraft carriers sitting off its cost if it doesnt now im sure it will and America doesnt send that many ships just block it or what ever.

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Originally posted by Dj_Psygnosis Shut the fuck up you idiot!

you're the idiot with no sense of humor

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Heheh

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Originally posted by DarkTrance you're the idiot with no sense of humor

I don't call someone supporting the war and wanting Iraq to dies a sense of humor you fucking idiot.

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If youre always stuck in second, make fun of first
If you have nothing better to do, then say the worst
If you have no good sports, and you can rarely wear shorts, then you'll just have to make fun of first

If your neighbor steals the spotlight, make fun of first
If your neighbor runs your media, make fun of first
If your neighbor is more econimical, and definitely much more comical, then you'll just have to make fun of first

If your neighbor makes your shoes, make fun of first
If your neighbor makes your shirts, make fun of first
If you leave your own nation, and go to us for education, then you'll have to just make fun of first

If you drive your neighbors cars, make fun of first
If your neighbor takes your stars, make fun of first
If your country only spent as much time, as I did to make this rhyme, perhaps then your nation would be in first

So if you don't mind being number two, dont look at the score
Just remember whos ass you'll be kissing if theres another world war
You can talk all the shit you want, just remember who's up front, so as always continue and make fun of first

By the way the above post was regarding, and only regarding, that country known as "that country north of the U.S.", or as we like to call, #2.

We understand, that due to a nasty self image issue, you guys can't go a week without attempting to post a make fun about the U.S., but it'd be great if you could really just keep it in the political forum. yeah.

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Originally posted by Dj_Psygnosis I don't call someone supporting the war and wanting Iraq to dies a sense of humor you fucking idiot.

Victims of Sarcasm are real people too, if you give $2 a month, or whatever you can afford, we can make sure they'll never have to be victims again......

LOL

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Originally posted by Dj_Psygnosis I don't call someone supporting the war and wanting Iraq to dies a sense of humor you fucking idiot.

LOL. Do you need a map or something? Read the lyrics carefully once again. It's actually very anti-war. Do you know what sarcasm is? The whole thing is making fun of the US and Bush. Now go and apologize for insulting people without reason.

enough.