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chesco
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Registered: Jan 2003
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Little sports joke

Why did gary glitter drop seamen from the england setup?

Cos he wouldn't play with the under 15's

Mar-20-2003 18:23 Scotland

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Xavier
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Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia

Alex Ferguson was invited to the Miss Universe pageant.
After the pageant he met miss Brazil, miss America and Miss Argentina.

Miss Brazil asked Alex "Alex could you please sign my breast,"
Alex replied "Sure!" So he signed her breast

Miss America asked Alex "Alex could you please sign my bum,"
Alex replied "Sure!" So he signed her bum

Miss Argentina asked Alex "Alex could you please sign my vagina,"
Alex replied "No Way! The last time I signed an Argentinian pussy, it
cost me 28.1 million!"

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Mar-20-2003 23:37

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chesco
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Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Glasgow

Re: Little sports joke

quote:
Originally posted by chesco
Why did gary glitter drop seamen from the england setup?

Cos he wouldn't play with the under 15's

Sorry i got this joke wrong.

It's meant to say:

Why was gary glitter sacked as the england coach.

Cos he kept putting seamen in the under 15's

Mar-22-2003 11:27 Scotland

Mister_Michel
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Registered: Sep 2002
Location: Lennik - Belgium

quote:
Originally posted by Xavier
Alex Ferguson was invited to the Miss Universe pageant.
After the pageant he met miss Brazil, miss America and Miss Argentina.

Miss Brazil asked Alex "Alex could you please sign my breast,"
Alex replied "Sure!" So he signed her breast

Miss America asked Alex "Alex could you please sign my bum,"
Alex replied "Sure!" So he signed her bum

Miss Argentina asked Alex "Alex could you please sign my vagina,"
Alex replied "No Way! The last time I signed an Argentinian pussy, it
cost me 28.1 million!"

Who's this reffering to?

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Mar-22-2003 19:54 Belgium

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Xavier
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quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Michel
Who's this reffering to?

Juan Sebastian Veron

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Mar-22-2003 22:25

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