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J.L.
Never gonna give you up.



Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada
Wanna become a virgin again??

http://www.virginme.com/



guarantees:
quote:
We guarantee:

1. Your vagina will become tighter than a virgin's.

2. You will feel the pain during sex.

3. Blood will come out and will stick to his penis on the first night after using the formula.

4. The blood will be exactly the same as that of a virgin, even containing real pieces of hymen tissue.
(Of course it will not be your real blood or real hymen pieces)

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Rostros
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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: United Kingdom

why the fuck , would you want - reverse your virginity ??? just pull a 14year old ,


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arj1o1
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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Netherlands

saw this one, but think is too expensive $200


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AcidAngel
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Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Wonderland

oh my god...
what a fool idea...


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Eugene
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Registered: May 2001
Location: Maryland USA

Reminds me of a joke...

A woman comes to a doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married next week but I'm not a virgin. Is there anything you can do?"
The doctor scratches his head, thinks, and says, "OK... lie down, we'll see what we can do."

Next week the woman comes back, joyful and happy.
"Wow, doctor, thank you, thank you! There was so much blood, so much blood!"

The doctor smiles and says,
"Good. Now lie down, young lady, we're gonna remove the blade."


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AcidAngel
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Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Wonderland

quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
Reminds me of a joke...

A woman comes to a doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married next week but I'm not a virgin. Is there anything you can do?"
The doctor scratches his head, thinks, and says, "OK... lie down, we'll see what we can do."

Next week the woman comes back, joyful and happy.
"Wow, doctor, thank you, thank you! There was so much blood, so much blood!"

The doctor smiles and says,
"Good. Now lie down, young lady, we're gonna remove the blade."


hard!


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I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end.
Im going to show the world. A world without rules and controls. A world without borders and boundries. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. Im going to tell you how this is going to begin. A world where anything is possible...anything is possible...anything is possible"

Astral Projection - Anything Is Possible

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RedLunatik
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Registered: Aug 2002
Location: san antonio, texas

quote:
Originally posted by Eugene
Reminds me of a joke...

A woman comes to a doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married next week but I'm not a virgin. Is there anything you can do?"
The doctor scratches his head, thinks, and says, "OK... lie down, we'll see what we can do."

Next week the woman comes back, joyful and happy.
"Wow, doctor, thank you, thank you! There was so much blood, so much blood!"

The doctor smiles and says,
"Good. Now lie down, young lady, we're gonna remove the blade."



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