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Jerkie McSalty is sitting at home watching re-runs of
Full House when the phone rings. He answers it
quickly, anxious to get back to the antics of Joey,
Jesse and Danny:
"Hallo?" he says.
And the voice on the other end replies, slowly and
drawn-out "I AM TALKING TO YOU."
"Who is this?" Asks Jerkie
And the voice slowly replies "I AM TALKING TO YOU"
Frustrated, and anxious to get back to good clean
family comedy, Jerkie hangs up the phone.
Two minutes later, the phone rings again.
"Ya? Hallo?" Jerkie shouts.
"I AM TALKING TO YOU."
"Good for you!" Jerkie shouts, and hangs up again.
Right away the phone rings again.
"What!?" screams Jerkie
"I AM TALKING TO YOU."
"Fuck you and fuck off! Call again and I'll call the
police!" And Jerkie hangs up again, sweat breaking out
on his forehead.
Again, the phone starts to ring almost as soon as its
placed back on the receiver.
"I AM TALKING TO YOU."
Now at this point, Jerkie just loses everything and
begins to yell "BIG FUCKING DEAL!!! So you are talking
to me I don't give a fuck!! WHAT'S THE BIG FUCKING
DEAL?!?!?!"
and the voice on the other end replies:
"I AM A COW."
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