I found this some time ago while browsing on ESR (www.esreality.com). Some guy posted this and I thought maybe you'd like to read it as well So here you go:


This is quite possibly the best chat up line in the world EVEEEEERRRRR!

I invented it on the spot one night whilst trying to get a date with a girl in a pub , and quite by accident too, but im just a funny guy however a few mates and I have since road tested it, so to speak and it has not failed once, and I'm now living with the girl I 1st used it on, so that says somert.

Interested?

you will be, you will love this.

Now its all in the delivery, you have got to say it right.



Its based on the T.V series "Friend's", the one with jennifer anniston and courtney cox etc etc.

( which virtually all girls love)

So if thats not on tv in your country then er well you cant use it really.

anyway here it is,

you see a girl you fancy. Now you have to look and act as if you are, really pleasantly supprised, but genuine
go up to her and you say;

"Hey, you look just like one of them birds out of friends off T.V"

to which she will reply,

" oh yeah, which one?"

to which you say,

"Joey's duck"

(you have GOT to say "joey's duck" with a cheeky grin on your face.


Ok ok, your thinking, WTF Alley, I'll just get smacked in the face or completely blanked out,

but no, that doesnt happen.

What actually happens is, they were expecting you to say Rachel or Monica or the other one, because there fit as fuck.
But when you say they look like a duck they are shocked but,cant help laughing at the same time, which is why the cheeky grin when you say it, they know you didnt mean it and are just having a joke.


(and if you know anything about girls, you'll know that if you get them laughing, then your half way into their knickers allready).


AND heres another good bit it works even better if shes stood with a group of her mates cos they will all be laughing too.

(which is good cos a girl in a group of mates is allways harder to get because you feel more pressure with more eyes on you, as you know).

So now you are perfectly poised, you carry on to say,

" look I didnt mean it, I just had to say it cos you look like a good laugh/shag, (dont say shag, keep that one to yourself) and I just wanted to find out if you had a sense of humour cos I like people with a sense of humour. (and thats the cracker.) Saying "I like people with a sense of humour",

(nearly every girl , when asked what she 1st thing she looks for in a bloke is "a sense of humour")

and can I buy you a drink to appologise or take you out one night etc etc to say sorry by the way my name is ..... whats your name.
And the rest? well thats up to you. But im telling you, her knickers are virtually around her ankles allready

And if she didnt laugh? well she has no sense of humour, so who cares anyway and

you just called her a duck


I dont rearly know why it works as well as it does, but, it does.It has never failed yet,

it is truely a piece of genious,

So people of ESR go forth and attempt to multiply and let me know how it goes.

ok I'll expect at least one of you is gonna make a bollox of it , and get a smack , but thats allso funny