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You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

Damn, that's when I fart the most!

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someone make me a sig, i'm too lazy

and i counter:

Quebec laws:
All business signs in the province of Quebec must be in French. If the business operator wishes to have other languages on the sign, the French must be at least twice as large as the other languages is. (Bill 86)
(ethnocentric?)

Citizens may not relieve themselves or spit on the street. Punishable by a fine of over 100 Canadian dollars.
(on new year's i probably could've gotten really fucked out of money)

ALRIGHT, fine... maybe the ones from florida are a little more rediculous.

Here are some from NYC:
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing."

Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".

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i dunno about you, but i still have yet to see topless women anywhere outside in nyc. but it's nice that the option is there.

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So they take me in on a chain to Long Beach. And now they lock me up in the cell behind the court room in Long Beach while i'm awaiting to be heard on my traffic offenses. (parking tickets) and then I paniced and i'm thinking "oh my god, man, while i'm here, they're holding me, actually what's to stop them. i mean what's really to stop them?!" oh i assumed that maybe some day my mother would realize that i should've gotten out.(laughs) Nah, she was nuts, she wouldn't have known. But still what's to stop them?! and i'm thinking... and finally they called me. I'm sorry. I'll come out. I'll be dead. Scared.

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Originally posted by BigFlavor i dunno about you, but i still have yet to see topless women anywhere outside in nyc. but it's nice that the option is there.

LOL.
I think Rummy would disapprove of that, BigFlavor

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new brunswick in canada has some dumb laws.

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