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cHiLD
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Registered: May 2002
Location: London, England

for my fellow female TAs

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time)

WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
(because they don't have penises to put them in)

WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended for children, but men usually play with them)

WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE?
(it is sex with someone they love)

WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

WHY IS A MAN'S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE?
(so he can tell if he's coming or going)

Feb-13-2003 02:18 United Kingdom

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Trazedict
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Registered: Feb 2003
Location: chicago

i cant take anymore of those insults

Feb-13-2003 02:48 United States

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~*AngelsEyes*~
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Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto

hahahaha U know I like that its true in some cases but not in all.
LOL that was great!!!!!!!

Feb-13-2003 03:57 Ukraine

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J.L.
Never gonna give you up.

Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto, Canada

KILL HIM!! HE'S A FEMINIST!!!!

lol j/k

Feb-13-2003 04:11

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DJDigDug
Trolling when not Rolling

Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Indio, Calif. US

quote:
Originally posted by kewlness
KILL HIM!! HE'S A FEMINIST!!!!

lol j/k

Rofl, heh im a guy but i can take a joke lolz those were pretty funny
always gotta check these women only threads you never know were the secret to understanding women will be lolz

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Feb-13-2003 05:01 United States

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milanster
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Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Montreal

BULL!!

rofl! theyre pretty funny i have to admit

Feb-13-2003 06:22 Canada

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