YOUR EXISTING SITUATION

You desire a conflict-free haven offering security and physical ease. You are in need of considerate treatment and loving care. You fear the emptiness and solitude of separation.
>> true

YOUR STRESS SOURCES

You are active, outgoing and restless. You feel frustrated by the slowness with which events develop along the desired lines. This leads to irritability, changeability and lack of persistence when pursuing a given objective.
>> I'm not very active

YOUR RESTRAINED CHARACTERISTICS

You feel you have been unjustly and undeservedly treated and betrayed in your hopes. Disgruntled and in revolt against your existing circumstances which you consider an affront.
>> not really

YOUR DESIRED OBJECTIVE

You want to make a favourable impression and be regarded as a special personality. Therefore you are constantly on the watch to see whether you are succeeding in this and how others are reacting to you, this makes you feel that you are in control. You use tactics cleverly in order to obtain influence and special recognition. Susceptible to the aesthetic or original.
>> true

YOUR ACTUAL PROBLEM

You need to protect yourself against your tendency to be too trusting, as you find it is liable to be misunderstood or exploited by others. You are therefore seeking a relationship providing peaceful and understanding intimacy, and in which each knows exactly where the other stands.
>> also true

Nice test, thanks!

hahah today i'm trying to get laid with my GF and here's what it said

You are preoccupied with things of an intensely exciting nature, whether erotically stimulating or otherwise. You want to be regarded as an exciting and interesting personality with an altogether charming and impressive influence on others. You use tactics skilfully so as to avoid endangering your chances of success or undermining others' confidence in yourself.

fuckin good test

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

it said some shit about me being stressed out and belonging to some 'percieved' group of elitists??? im thinking not

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quote:

Venus: And there are troops of savage giraffes whose necks are on fire, like the starry ejaculations of fireworks in the very pale sky of childhood ... Venus: Enter, enter here - men of all kinds and races, victims of reality! You who have the thirst for dreams. ... Venus: You, on life's bitter road, drenched in hard sunlight who have the thirst that once more the dark marvel of dreams...

• Badly in need of rest and relaxation, freedom from conflict and the chance to recover. You want to protect yourself against destructive and exhausting influences. You long for security and freedom from problems.
  
• You are sensitive, you need aesthetic surroundings, or an equally sensitive and understanding partner with whom to share a warm intimacy.
  
• You insist that your goals are realistic and stick obstinately to them, even though circumstances are forcing you to compromise. Very exacting in the standards you apply to your choice of a partner.
  
• Distress and agitation resulting from the attempt to avoid any form of stimulation or excitement. You regard your environment as hostile and you are under great pressure. Irritable or angry outbursts, with the possibility of sexual neurosis or cardiac complaints. Psychological interpretation: You are distressed by the apparent hostility of the environment. You feel coerced and subjected to intolerable pressure. You are rebellious and resentful of what you regard as unreasonable demands on you, but you feel powerless to control the situation and unable to protect yourself. In brief: Helpless and rebelliousness.
  
• The tensions induced by trying to cope with conditions which are really beyond your capabilities, or your reserve of strength, have led to considerable anxiety and a sense of personal (but unadmitted) inadequacy. You attempt to escape from this into a stable and secure environment in which you can relax and recover, free from any further demands on you.
  

gotta say i believe this test is quite accurate considering its 7am lol... interesting interpretations

-BLuEOcEaN420

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"We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears."

- You want to prove to yourself and others that nothing can affect you, that you are superior to any form of weakness. As a result, you act with harshness or severity and adopt an autocratic and self-willed attitude.

- You readily participate in things affording excitement or stimulation. You want to feel exhilarated.

- Stress resulting from the effort to conceal worry and anxiety under a cloak of self-reliance and unconcern. Psychological interpretation: The existing situation is disagreeable. You feel lonely and uncertain as you have an undesireable need for continual reassurance. Try to meet some different people by taking up a new hobby.

- You need to be valued and respected as an exceptional individual, in order to increase your self-esteem and your feeling of personal worth. You resist mediocrity and set yourself high standards.

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Your Existing Situation:
You demand that ideas and emotions shall merge and blend perfectly. You refuse to make any concessions or to accept any compromises.
Well, I am writing a book which I want to put into an animation... But, uh...

Your Stress Sources:
You work well in co-operation with others. You need a personal life of mutual understanding and freedom from discord.
Libra trait, I guess.

Your Restrained Characteristics:
You feel that you are burdened with more than your fair share of problems. However, you stick to your goals and try to overcome your difficulties by being flexible and accommodating.
That's true... I have a lot of problems I'm trying to work out. The second point is also true, I live on hope.

Your Desired Objective:
Stress arising from suppression of physical or sexual desires and insufficient consideration for bodily needs Psychological interpretation: The existing situation is disagreeable. You have an unsatisfied need to ally yourself with others whose standards are as high as your own, and to stand out from the common herd. The control of your sensual instincts restricts your ability to give yourself, but the resulting isolation leads to the urge to surrender and to allow yourself to merge with another. This disturbs you, as such instincts are regarded as weaknesses to be overcome; you feel that only continued self-restraint can you hope to maintain your attitude of individual superiority. You want to be loved or admired for yourself alone; you need attention, recognition and the esteem of others In brief: You demand esteem as an exceptional individual.
You would not believe how true that is.

The Actual Problem:
The need for esteem-for the chance to play some outstanding part and make a name for yourself-has become imminent.
That is very, very true.

Uh, and apparently I'm 'Canon.'

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