is shit.

it's full of old people, seagulls, weird southerners, lots more old people, and has more tramps and skag heads per square mile than new york

and the buildings are all shit.. the shop i measured today was the worst i've ever seen, it was proper falling to bits.. plus it was too big and took fucking hours, meaning i've only just got home after going to work at 5am

sort it out bournemouth, you heap of steaming shite.


no offense spad

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Originally posted by goldenarmZ no offense spad

Really though, did you say anything there I hadn't already told you?

edit: what shop? where?

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Originally posted by Spad Really though, did you say anything there I hadn't already told you?

probably not.. but i felt that in needed to be reiterated


i found a cyber shop.. but i couldn't find the opera house.. where the fuck is it?

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Originally posted by Spad Really though, did you say anything there I hadn't already told you? edit: what shop? where?

at the moment, it's the edinburgh wool mill, accross from the vodafone shop near the *name escapes me* shopping centre thing. next door to burger king.

it will be an orange shop soon, but don't tell the staff that! we had to pretend we were just doing a check on the state of the building, cos nobody's told them they're all out of jobs yet.

Boscombe...you can't drive past it though, it's on a pedestrianised bit so unless you know it's there you'd miss it.

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Originally posted by Spad it's on a pedestrianised bit so unless you know it's there you'd miss it.

ah.. that'll be why then

i tried to have a look at the beach too, but the tide was right in, so there was fuck all to see

although i did find a shop where i bought a bucket and spade when i was about 8, which made me grin for some reason

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Originally posted by goldenarmZ ah.. that'll be why then i tried to have a look at the beach too, but the tide was right in, so there was fuck all to see although i did find a shop where i bought a bucket and spade when i was about 8, which made me grin for some reason

There's also the fact the pedestiranised bit's about 10 miles from where you were.

Did you have a go on the state-of-the-art theme park

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Originally posted by Spad There's also the fact the pedestiranised bit's about 10 miles from where you were. Did you have a go on the state-of-the-art theme park

we drove round the place for ages tho, cos we got there an hour and a half before the person we were meeting.

erm.. nope.. i didn't see the theme park.. i saw a multitude of scabby hotels though.. which is almost as good as a theme park imo.

plus what's with all the evangelists patrolling the streets and telling you you're gonna die for your sins?!

and the big fat twat dressed as charlie chaplain

it's a very strange place

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Originally posted by goldenarmZ and the big fat twat dressed as charlie chaplain it's a very strange place

The one that says "please help the children, help the children, please"? Fucking nutter, he's been there for years, don't ever talk to him.

BAH

i think bournemouth is a well nice place.

True there are many old people about. But the place comes alive at night. Theres Slinky in boscome for proper clubbing then the town for a night on the beer (i know not many of you are into that, however there are SO many fit birds there)

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Originally posted by Spad The one that says "please help the children, help the children, please"? Fucking nutter, he's been there for years, don't ever talk to him.

i walked straight past him, but i gave him a look that pretty much said 'don't fucking speak to me you fat psychopathic ****' so he didn't.

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Originally posted by Spad The one that says "please help the children, help the children, please"? Fucking nutter, he's been there for years, don't ever talk to him.

i think im never gonan bother visitng borunemouth ever...

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