Unpopular Blonde Jokes
By Jason Albus

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: That's a good question. Radiation, maybe.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A: Give her a convincing argument.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: Many ways, I suppose; a knife or a hammer would work well.

Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Let her watch NBC's Must-See TV. Also, CBS has some pretty good shows on Thursday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Shielding her ears from a loud, piercing noise, probably.

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: Because there aren't very many elevator jobs around anymore these days. Pretty much anyone can figure out how to run an elevator, except for blind people.

from modernhumorist.com

as a blonde....here ya go, sash


What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.

Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.

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Originally posted by sash Unpopular Blonde Jokes By Jason Albus Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: That's a good question. Radiation, maybe. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A: Give her a convincing argument. Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: Many ways, I suppose; a knife or a hammer would work well. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Let her watch NBC's Must-See TV. Also, CBS has some pretty good shows on Thursday. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Shielding her ears from a loud, piercing noise, probably. Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: Because there aren't very many elevator jobs around anymore these days. Pretty much anyone can figure out how to run an elevator, except for blind people. from modernhumorist.com

wahahahahaha, these are great!!!! especially the first one!

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Originally posted by trancEyes22 Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache.

lmfao, these two are great! so, according to you two, the only normal women are those who aren't brunettes and blondes... LOL! yay, stereotyping

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Originally posted by whiskers wahahahahaha, these are great!!!! especially the first one!

errr.. are u kidding me? there all shit. the name "unpopular blonde jokes" wasnt just put as the thread title for the sake of it.

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike errr.. are u kidding me? there all shit. the name "unpopular blonde jokes" wasnt just put as the thread title for the sake of it.

well, i guess i must be one of the few rare people that still think sarcasm is funny

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Originally posted by whiskers well, i guess i must be one of the few rare people that still think sarcasm is funny

i guess u are

I thought they were great wit has not died!

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Originally posted by trancEyes22 Who makes bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price.

hohoho!