The B00b Maintenance Guy has a question!

i wanna know...how many times have you just walked up to a chic u've never known, but were lethally attracted to, (like at campus maybe), started a convo and ended up fucking her? (doesn't matter if u did the deed the same day or a week later)...dont just include niteclub pickups, it could be anyplace at all, even at a bus stop!

what did you do, that you think made it work out for you?

and how often do you estimate that the average guy does this anyway?

do you think its fun? ethical? safe?

ummmm
i just wanna share one

its kinda wierd

it was at a party..... and there was this girl i liked
she got close to me... and i was drunk so i kissed her on the lips (okay just a peck on the lips)

then we stayed quiet then i left :|

then she came up to me later
and the rest is history

dont know how that worked out but it did

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most of my stuff starts with " i was drinking" has a middle part of "there was this chick" and ends with something like "there were like 30 people on the train watching us"

Ewww, I can imagine one of you boys, who while drunk, end up with a man who looks like a girl!
Or how about a girl who looks like a hairy booger and you end up getting her pregnant! Tsk tsk tsk!! Not cool....not cool.

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Once I left to my office at a Friday morning... After working, I went straight to college and since I was late, I couldnt go home and stuff for showering and shit. After college (about 10:40pm) some friends called me inviting me to a bar, so I invited this girl from my class to come with me. I was kind of attracted by her looks and all and we used to talk during classes, but that was it. So she went to the bar with me. We started drinking and drinking and drinking and then I ended up in a Motel with her. And I can tell it was one of the best night of sex of my entire life!

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last year i had brought a girl back to my apt to drink cuz we both realized that we go to the same college. I knew her because i had a big crush on her older sister in high school. Anyway, she had to use the bathroom and i had run out of toilet paper so she called me and i came in the bathroom. Dont ask me why but the lights were out and i found that very strange. Anyway, i bent down to put the roll in and when i stood up our lips somehow met and since we were both pretty drunk, we got rowdy in the bathroom and stuff happened and we went into my room after 10 minutes.

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When you start to criticize the times you live in, your time is over. ~Karl Lagerfeld

im useless with girls.

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Originally posted by KilldaDJ im useless with girls. -end

join the club...

I've got a very strong point of view about sexuality, so doing it with someone I barely know (like someone I've just met) is a no-no. However, I've good some funny stories, like this girl who wanted to prove that tits are fun and had let me have a squeeze and I had met her just a couple of hours before our "argument"... anyway, I found out she was right, lol

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Originally posted by Busy Child last year i had brought a girl back to my apt to drink cuz we both realized that we go to the same college. I knew her because i had a big crush on her older sister in high school. Anyway, she had to use the bathroom and i had run out of toilet paper so she called me and i came in the bathroom. Dont ask me why but the lights were out and i found that very strange. Anyway, i bent down to put the roll in and when i stood up our lips somehow met and since we were both pretty drunk, we got rowdy in the bathroom and stuff happened and we went into my room after 10 minutes.

Dude... does that mean she never got around to wiping her arse? eww man.. hope you didn't go down on her!

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Originally posted by Rememberence_ Dude... does that mean she never got around to wiping her arse? eww man.. hope you didn't go down on her!

hehe. she never used the bathroom. . . .i think she set me up

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PHEW. lucky for you mate, cos like u said, u were hammered :P

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which seemed unusual in deepest Texas." - Judge Jules