Viruses to watch for: Ellen Degeneres virus..... Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC. Monica Lewinsky virus...... Sucks all the memory out of your computer. Titanic virus....... ...Makes your whole computer go down. Disney virus....... ..........Everything in the computer goes Goofy. Mike Tyson virus.... .........Quits after one byte. Prozac virus....... ......Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. Lorena Bobbit virus.... ......Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy. Joey Buttafuoco virus.... ....Only attacks minor files. Ronald Reagan virus..... .....Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. Dr. Kevorkian virus.. ...Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them. Oprah Winfrey virus...... ....Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB. AT&T virus...... ......Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MCI virus..... .......Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus.... ....Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. Viagra virus.. .....Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive. Then there is the Clinton P.C. Virus It has a six inch hard drive and no memory.
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Long Live Trance! Je vous aime Miss-P
May-23-2001 13:09
Dj Lex
Respect the Lex
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Spijkenisse, Holland
Self maded or finded on the net? I like it.
laterzzz
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May-23-2001 14:06
DJ Juno
trancEaddict Juno
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: the 4th demension
quote:
Originally posted by Dj Lex Self maded or finded on the net? I like it.
laterzzz
i found it on angelfire.com somewherez
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May-23-2001 14:47
ftnb
The 1st Panamanian TA.
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: panama
*lol*
Bahahaa, that was some FUNNY shit man hehee...i was wondering if you made that up. hehe
May-23-2001 14:55
Paul Griffiths 1
WeOnK
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Perth WA Australia
He,He...Clever
May-23-2001 14:57
Nastra Azzurro
M. Sanderson aka the Azur
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Mt Olympus, Mars
Good stufff
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May-23-2001 15:33
DJ_Bod
TrippingTheLightFantastic
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: DTA#8
Damn... thats definitely the laugh of the day so far... Good find...
read this, funny stuff!
*lol*
