this thread is going to be dedicated to all those stupid phases which piss every1 off coz they mean and make no sense! lol! this is what im talking about:

"Its always the last place you look" - course its always the last place u look coz ur not gona look somewhere else when uve found it are u?

"Donkeys years old" - WTF has donkeys goto do with it?

"Its raining cats and dogs" - no it isnt

"I gut to the foot of our stairs" (stupid english phase meaning "im suprised") - im suprised...so ill goto the bottom of the stairs...right!

"Dont let the cat out the bag" (meaning dont tell ne1) - so whats a cat goto to with it?

can u see what i mean? oh well, i thought id express my views, please feel free to add ne phases that u think are completely pointless!

peace!

There's always more than one way to skin a cat...
The birds & the bees...

I'm bored already & can't think of anymore

I dont know many English phases, but in Holland we have also enough of them...Most of them dont make sense...

Het regent pijpestelen... (nou dat vraag ik me af...)
De hond in de pot vinden... (Ik heb geen hond...)

Pretty stupid...

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actually, a lot of those stupid phrases have some meaning behind them, a lot of old stories, but i'm too tired and lazy to tell you them right now
maybe tomorrow

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woooooooooooo!!!!!!!! wtf?!?!? heeheh

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my grandmother used to say "awww banana oil" when she got pissed off.... what the fuck does that mean?!!?!??

Actually one just popped in my mind from a Simpson's episode where this guy goes UH OH SPAGHETTIO! Cracks me up everytime

hehehh weird thread.

when someone asks you for the time and taps their wrist...you just say..."yeah i have watch where the hell is yours? if i ask you where the washroom is do i tap my crotch? NOOOO..."

when someone comes up to you when you're waiting for the bus and asks has the bus come yet? you say "uh...if it has..i wouldn't be here talking to YOU"

when a product comes out that states it's 'new and improved' which one is it for christ's sake?? if it's NEW then the product has never been made before if it's IMPROVED then it was made better from an existing product.

there are a few for you guys. hope yas had a laff.

isn't it
phrases?

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Originally posted by infinity isn't it phrases?

that's what the title says rite "stupid phrases"

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Originally posted by Blik that's what the title says rite "stupid phrases"

It didn't before. It said "phases" so I guess it's been edited since

I hate It when u r relaxing in class....just chillin....not sayin anything....not smilling.....orso....Just minding your own business...and then a stupid girl comes up to me and says ...Why R U cranky????.....Im like WTF...im not cranky....then i get mad at the bitch....and then she says : see, you are cranky.......Then I think WELL i am now!!!! I hate it when this happens...
(this doesnt make sense ,, but whatevr)

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