AHEOHAOEHAOEHO@!$!@?%$#@RFEW????????????? LET'S GO TO HAWAII!?!?#$?!@%???????????????? HAOEHAE MY LEG'S FRENCH BUT WHO'S CALLED BACON!?!??!?!!??!

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"I played 12.30 til close at 3am at the club (Antro), following on from an Australian dj,
which seemed unusual in deepest Texas." - Judge Jules

errr fuck up asshole

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Oh, life is bigger ,It's bigger than you,And you are not me,The lengths that I will go to, The distance in your eyes ,Oh no, I've said too much, I set it up

That's me in the corner, That's me in the spotlight, I'm Losing my religion, Trying to keep up with you ,And I don't know if I can do it, Oh no, I've said too much,I haven't said enough, I thought that I heard you laughing, I thought that I heard you sing, I think I thought I saw you try.

But that was just a dream, That was just a dream, But that was just a dream, Try, cry, why try? That was just a dream ,Just a dream, just a dream, Dream

lmao

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"I played 12.30 til close at 3am at the club (Antro), following on from an Australian dj,
which seemed unusual in deepest Texas." - Judge Jules

I only ever post my junk in here or the Chillout forum.. wtf u on about?

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Cause back before '99, U didn' give a damn about PvD, but now that he's pressin' platinum LP's, all of a sudden ur' into
his killer beat's! Ain't nothin' U can do to make it stop cause trance makes the world go round, so cut the act...

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why the hell are you guys posting STUPID SHIT in the florida forums? you got your own forum, post your dumb shit here. i'm not saying all you post is dumb shit, but the shit thats being posted in the florida forum is just plain stupid.

I hold you indirectly responsible!
why?
because....
and...
THAT'S WHY..

don't do it again...

wanker.

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"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And im gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. NOW, wake the fuck up!"

thanks for explaining.

listen here Mako u ****0x how many times does it have to be said sod off git!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh, life is bigger ,It's bigger than you,And you are not me,The lengths that I will go to, The distance in your eyes ,Oh no, I've said too much, I set it up

That's me in the corner, That's me in the spotlight, I'm Losing my religion, Trying to keep up with you ,And I don't know if I can do it, Oh no, I've said too much,I haven't said enough, I thought that I heard you laughing, I thought that I heard you sing, I think I thought I saw you try.

But that was just a dream, That was just a dream, But that was just a dream, Try, cry, why try? That was just a dream ,Just a dream, just a dream, Dream

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Originally posted by PatMcGroin thanks for explaining.

wanker.
waaaankeeeeerrr...

waaaaaaaaaaaaaanker.....

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"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And im gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. NOW, wake the fuck up!"

I can't remember what this thread is about, but here's a story for you kids.



BOB THE SMURF.

Bob the smurf had a gaping vaginal womb which he combed with his pet monkey's rabbid scrotal hair. When Gertrude, his pet rabbit, revealed her fried vagina to a bartender that irrelevantly played with his penis far too much, he anonymously pinched George the cum wad's arse. This made him look homosexual towards the Jewish penis crew, which was formed by some homeless tampons in the 1960's.

Bob then continued on to rape small volcano's testing for tightness. This lead to a massive glans clogging, taking his inseminative load pressure up to 69psi. His mother (obviously worried by her boots) had rubbed her breasts until her fanny flaps had vapourised. This is why Jill the bus driver had played with her little brother's willy, which obviously caused Surbia to convert to a communist government.

The united fairies of Wollongong flossed their vagina's with blocks of Swedish cheese. This made the Swiss very jelous. They continued to
compare clitoris sizes until Margaret flopped out her hybrid bull penis which had been sewn on using a sledge hammer. Ben introduced a loaf of bread into his rectumal opening and sodomistically beat his wang over the thought of Mary the fake breast saleswoman eating out a goat. Sarah was of course molested by Jim, the farmer. He then split a peanut in two and wore it as a penis hat. This was forbidden in Russia, which explains the theory of frozen cum in the Jamaican embassy of Malaysia.

Kristi was a demented gook from Mexico and wouldn't put out for Joseph who enjoyed popping into retarded stories without explanation. They then carried on catching squirt queen's (for more info visit www.squirtqueen.com) ejaculation packages from up to 3 light years away in the temple of Afghanistan. Margaret Thatcher, the leader of the 'Demonic Boong Club' had a weird sexual fantasy about probing deep into the fleshy anal tissue of male Africans with her vibrating pen. This would undoubtedly be provoked into the depths of her own anus, giving her a rare "African Bum Disease".

Although Berty the transvestite beatle was made incredibly erect over this act, he stripped off his foreskin meat and began feeding it to his mother, who had previously had a violent tong eating session with a pickled whore. The pickled whore lived on the frozen sperm that was exuded from home made bulldog extract. Even though Norman had an obsessive lust for doors with holes in them, he could not deny that his true hero was a pure parrot lover that wore a budgie as a condom when having intercourse with his dome-shaped tent. While Luke Lakeman fucks caterpillars, he must be highly respected for the fact that he performed illicit sexual acts to many chickens from behind. Jesus was a good man, he had a pet vagina which was dark in colour. His vagina ate a pinball machine for breakfast, as it's internal vacuum drew attention to all external objects, unfortunately for the black ****, it was not a BLT as it first assumed.

This ended tragically when Oneyed, the homosexual Singaporean discovered that he was actually from New Zealand and was a goat derrivative made in a test tube that was stored in a D cup bra for seven days to mature. William beat up his father.

The End

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"I played 12.30 til close at 3am at the club (Antro), following on from an Australian dj,
which seemed unusual in deepest Texas." - Judge Jules

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Originally posted by PatMcGroin thanks for explaining.

U got a fetish for monkeys and gorillas Man thats just wrong and queer

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Oh, life is bigger ,It's bigger than you,And you are not me,The lengths that I will go to, The distance in your eyes ,Oh no, I've said too much, I set it up

That's me in the corner, That's me in the spotlight, I'm Losing my religion, Trying to keep up with you ,And I don't know if I can do it, Oh no, I've said too much,I haven't said enough, I thought that I heard you laughing, I thought that I heard you sing, I think I thought I saw you try.

But that was just a dream, That was just a dream, But that was just a dream, Try, cry, why try? That was just a dream ,Just a dream, just a dream, Dream

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Originally posted by Euphorica@AUS U got a fetish for monkeys and gorillas Man thats just wrong and queer

rofl!

btw.. makster is my slut he earns money for me. right lil mak?

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