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Since we're all coming out with our confessions, I got to tell you guys....
It’s me, Osama Bin Laden. This is the only place where I can still talk politics and US/Israeli intelligence would never know it! I know who was really behind 9/11!!! It was really the Zionists who opened up the terror camps in Afghanistan and blamed it one me. They even got the western media paid off to cover up their dirty work. I have been in the custody of the Mossad from Sept 12, 2001 until just this morning. I managed to climb out of my cell using my long lushes’ hair as rope. They didn't tell you that did they? The Negev desert in Israel is where you can find me, but not for long.
That 100% FREE 10-day trip to Israel is run by the United Nation's. Hope you're all writing this down; they will track me and delete all sensitive data from this board. Back to the free trip...You'll be put up in beautiful, hand woven Persian carpeted tents, where they will brainwash you and train you to commit martyrdom. May Allah be praised, Allah is great.
Don't tell anyone, but I’m compiling hardcore evidence against Israel for controlling the world through the UN, UK and US. There are obvious signs of Israeli presence, just look at how each one of those organizations starts with the letter 'U'... fishy stuff huh!
I must go now; my first son, whose mother is my mother will commit martyrdom tonight. May Allah grant him 72 virgins in heaven. Allah knows he was too ugly to get laid in this world. Any who, my camels are slowing down. They need rest. They have been powering my laptop long enough for me to get out this message.
SAVE YOURSELVES: THE ZIONISTS ARE HERE!
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