awful awful joke.

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Originally posted by BTG awful awful joke.

lol true.

dolph0wned!

LAMEST.JOKE.EVAR.

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..ugh...sick...

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Originally posted by Magimaster dolph0wned! LAMEST.JOKE.EVAR.

No it's not: this is the lamest joke ever

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Originally posted by Spad here A man is working on the buses collecting tickets. His job also includes ringing the bell when everybody is on the bus, so the driver knows when it's safe to pull away. One day, he's working as usual an rings the bell signaling the driver to go. Unfortunatly an old lady is half way to getting on and as the driver pulls off she falls out the door and under the wheels of the bus. The man is convicted of manslaughter for the death of the old lady and sentanced to the electric chair. As he's strapped in the executioner asks if he has any final requests. "Is that your lunch over there?" the man asks. "er...yes" the executioner replies "could I have that green banana?" So hs gives him the banana, the man eats it and the executioner flips the switch sending 20,000 volts through the man. After the smoke clears however, the man is still alive! Well a man can only be sent to the chair once, so the executioner lets him go. The man rebuilds his life and eventually gets a job back on the buses. Unfortunatly a similar accident occurs and again the man is sentenced to the chair. Once again the executioner asks if he has any final requests and again the man asks for a green banana. This time the executioner takes no chances and after he's eaten the banana pulls both switches sending 40,000 volts through the man. But again, he survives. After being let go the man once again gets his old job back, but this time kills 4 people. Again he's sentenced to the chair. This time the executioner arranges for the entire cities electricy to be pumped though the chair for the time of the execution. Again the man asks for his green banana and being a final request, the execution has to agree. He pulls the switch and there's a flash of static, the entire national grid of Texas flows through the mans body. THe smoke clears, he's still alive. "OK you can go again, but tell me, it's got something to do with the green banana's hasn't it?" "Oh no" says the man "I'm just a really bad conducter". Sorry if you've heard it. If so, here's another A woman's walking her poodle through a graveyard and they pass a man. The man raises his hat, "morning" he says. "No" she replies, "I'm just walking the dog".

It can always get worse

ps.: thanks, Spad

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Originally posted by Magimaster dolph0wned! LAMEST.JOKE.EVAR.

oh cmon, its really not that bad. lighten up

i dont get the conductor one

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a conductor is someone who checks your tickets and rings the bell letting the driver know when to pull off, however you dont get many nowadays but they go on random buses from time to time..

he is a bad conductor cos he let the people get killed, and a bad conductor doesnt let electricty flow through it very well.... duh !

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decibel- you rock!!! i have been telling this joke for years, and people love it. corny jokes are the funniest anyway!

alpha kenny one?