ok i LOVE THAT SITE LOL.....
Customer: "I just uploaded a file, but now it says I need to turn it off."
Tech Support: "If you sent us a file, that's uploading. If you got a file from us, that's downloading. Did you get a file from us?"
Customer: "Sorry, yes."
Tech Support: "No problem; it's easy to mix them up. When did the computer tell you to shut down or restart?"
Customer: "After I installed it."
Tech Support: "The file?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "Which file did you download?"
Customer: "[program]"
Tech Support: "That's normal. You just need to restart before you can use the program."
Customer: "I was afraid of that. I can't afford to do that, so how to get rid of it?"
Tech Support: "Why is restarting a problem? Are you running another program?"
Customer: "I have lots of programs on there, and I don't want to erase them all."
Tech Support: "Have you been saving your work?"
Customer: "Yes, but I don't have a printer, and if I shut down won't I have to start over?"
Tech Support: "No, if you saved your work, when you restart, everything on your computer will still be there."
Customer: "Are you sure? That's not what happens on my calculator."
Tech Support: "I'm sure. I restart all the time."
Customer: "Thank you! This is such a relief. I had this thing a couple weeks now, and it keeps wanting to turn off."
Tech Support: "You don't need to do a shutdown, just a restart. Do you need some help restarting?"
Customer: "No, I'll just try this button."

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AHAHAH! Some people are so stupid, I would hate to work Tech Support!

hahaha that shit is mint!!!

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Originally posted by extulas AHAHAH! Some people are so stupid, I would hate to work Tech Support!

LOL - guess who's just training to become one

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lol.. PC World have the best tech support

if you're ever bored and want a good laugh, go into PC world with quite a technical hardware problem and you will be in hysterics within 2 minutes at the ridiculous things they say

one gem was:

my mate: my computer keeps crashing whenever i plug my digital camera in.
pc world: computers crash all the time, sir. you have to expect that.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery LOL - guess who's just training to become one

That sucks Im sure your bound to bump into some dumb people. Be sure to share

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Originally posted by extulas That sucks Im sure your bound to bump into some dumb people. Be sure to share

Yeah. I just have to be ready for _anything_ and I'll be all right

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Tech Support: "Sir, have you put any cheese or mustard in your a drive?"

There has to be a rational explanation for this

LOL

Good site...

Tech Support: "Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?"
* Customer: "No, I only have 3 of them."

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Originally posted by goldenarmZ my mate: my computer keeps crashing whenever i plug my digital camera in. pc world: computers crash all the time, sir. you have to expect that.

lol


edit: My favourite story so far

* Tech Support: "All right. Now click 'OK'."
* Customer: "Click 'OK'?"
* Tech Support: "Yes, click 'OK'."
* Customer: "Click 'OK'?"
* Tech Support: "That's right. Click 'OK'."
* Customer: "So I click 'OK', right?"
* Tech Support: "Right. Click 'OK'."

Pause.

* Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'."
* Tech Support: "YOU CLICKED 'CANCEL'???"
* Customer: "That's what I was supposed to do, right?"
* Tech Support: "No, you were supposed to click 'OK'."
* Customer: "I thought you said to click 'Cancel'."
* Tech Support: "NO. I said to click 'OK'."
* Customer: "Oh."
* Tech Support: "Now we have to start over."
* Customer: "Why?"
* Tech Support: "Because you clicked 'Cancel'."
* Customer: "Wasn't I supposed to click 'Cancel'?"
* Tech Support: "No. Forget that. Let's start from the top."
* Customer: "Ok."

I spent the next fifteen minutes re-constructing the carefully crafted setup for this lady's unique computer.

* Tech Support: "All right. Now, are you ready to click 'OK'?"
* Customer: "Yes."
* Tech Support: "Great. Now click 'OK'."

Pause.

* Customer: "I clicked 'Cancel'."

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Last edited by Lira on Apr-03-2003 at 16:06

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Originally posted by XxremedyxX Good site... Tech Support: "Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?" * Customer: "No, I only have 3 of them."

wahahahhahaha

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