As I was just choking on a large piece of cucumber that got wedged in my throat, it got me thinking about how easy it is to accidently kick the bucket.

So what im wondering is if theres anyone whos had the experiance of being on the icy brink of departure from this cruel and unsettling world..

(dont slate me, im only trying to think of semi intresting topics )

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A few bad accidents and shit like that...maybe close to an o.d back in the day..lol.....thats a bout it.

i have choked on a grape, and i would surely be dead if my mother didnt perform the hiemlich manouvre...

ive probably nearly killed myself with drugs in the past.. was just too fucked to notice

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been hit by cars a few times...
nowt serious to serious tho

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Originally posted by Anaardvark As I was just choking on a large piece of cucumber that got wedged in my throat, it got me thinking about how easy it is to accidently kick the bucket.

serves you right for eating a fucking cucumber then!


in answer to the question.. i think i was about half a pill of a dab of base away from death at last years gg.. i didn't realise it til much later, but i REALLY overdid it that day/night/morning/coach journey/afterparty.. if i hadn't rediscovered everybody when i did, i would've probably just curled up and died somewhere


btw: you're not gonna get slated for stuff like this, this is exactly what we're trying to encourage

hmmmmm cucumber down the throat + it was accidental =

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no don't think ive ever actually been near death myself, although i have seen two people die. ive though about it quite a lot though, things like;
who will die first out of people i know?
what they will die of?
would it be better to know the actual date/time of your death?
what would be the best way to die?

questions like these often cross my mind

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Originally posted by *HaRRy* no don't think ive ever actually been near death myself, although i have seen two people die. ive though about it quite a lot though, things like; who will die first out of people i know? what they will die of? would it be better to know the actual date/time of your death? what would be the best way to die? questions like these often cross my mind

bloody comedowns

haha we had a whole seminar this morning devoted to the 'the fear of death in postmodern american culture'

just yesterday, when i was crushed by a fat smelly woman on the bus

apart from that no, though i have overdone it with drugs a few times

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DROP PILLS NOT BOMBS

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Originally posted by big dave hmmmmm cucumber down the throat + it was accidental =

Well I was being a greedy bast and trying to eat too much at once, the tomato went down nicely but the cucumber got lodged

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Originally posted by *HaRRy* no don't think ive ever actually been near death myself, although i have seen two people die. ive though about it quite a lot though, things like; who will die first out of people i know? what they will die of? would it be better to know the actual date/time of your death? what would be the best way to die? questions like these often cross my mind

ooo deep & meaningful..

if i knew exactly when i was going to die, an hour before i would go find a skag dealer (or just go to darlington) and find out why ppl actually do it...

i think the best way to die would be fucked on pills having sex and it all gets too much so ur brain explodes.

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