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I got no problems peeing in front of other guys (er, I hope that came out right ) but sometimes - especially when I'm drunk - I kinda overestimate just how much I really need to go.
For instance, I'll be on the dancefloor, I'll feel the urge, I'll excuse myself to the lavs. I stand at the urinal, unzip, and wait..... still wait.... keep on waiting. Of course, the longer you wait, the more you become paranoid that you're not going to pee, so the more your bladder closes itself up. There's a guy standing either side of you, urinating freely, and you're just standing there like a dickhead, realising you didn't really need to pee afterall. So what do you do?
You keep your eyes to the front. If anyone else at the urinal looks at you as if to say "well.... ?", you just look at them, give a subtle nod (they'll know what's going on) zip up and walk out the door. Come back in 15 minutes and hope that no-one else who witnessed your little dry-spell is in there otherwise, well, your chances of pissing are pretty slim yet again.
It's an embarrassing situation and we've all been there, but hey, it's all part of growing up right?
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