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My FUCKING Advertures with NTL this evening...
Ok... first off i would like to appologise for all of my grammer and spelling misteaks beforehand... i would run it through word afterwards to check but when i installed word it fucked the spell check up and now it says some bullshit like i dont live in the right country or something!!!!!
ANYHOW!!!!!!
it all started with coup having trouble with his fucking internet explorer for a month.... and tonight is a real important night for it to work, cause he needs to revise for some HUGE exam tomorrow and he needed to use the revision guide over the net...and as luck hits, his whole fucking explorer is messed! so i offered to help by uninsatlling NTL (our isp) because that will get rid of anythign that has to do with the internet and then by reinstalling NLT it should resinsall everything again and be all happy.... but nooooo!!!! i got there and uninstalled everything and then reinstalled it... it brings up the FUCKING pink screen to sing up and it gives us a fucking dead connection!!!!! nothing is recieved nothing is sent!!!! we try again... and again and again!!!! and then i tried uninstalling it... it froze... and then brings up a bx saying " sorry. please insert the win98 cd"...ok fine, i think.... then right before put the cd in, i see the meter bar and it is already 5% done!!!! but how can that be!!!! i havent even put the FUCKING cd in yet!!!!! BULLSHIT!!!! so i fucking put the cd in, and blah blah blah it spun and putzed about... finally finished... and then brings up the windows brows box to brows the cd for win98!!! then it says i need to reboot!!!!! SO WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF BRINGING UP A BROWSE BOX FOR THE CD WHEN I HAVE THE REBOOT INDSTEAD!!!!!!god damn!!!!!! then i rebooted..... finally got a real connection box back... tried to connect.... DEAD CONNECTION..... nothing will load.. no info being sent or recieved at allllll!!!!!!! i tried this about 40 times then OMG!!! something is happening!!!! we get this REALLY fast connection .. i mean it says we are like recieving a half a megabyte a half minute!!! but then i relaise.. we arent sending any info, nor are we doing anything on the internet at all.. so we got a mysterious connection sending out information that we havent a clue what is being sent!!!!! no webpages will load either!!!! what the fuck is being recieveed!!!!!! BULLSHIT!!!!!!!! so then i try and just uninstall the ntl bit, leaving the ordinary dialup box..... i do... still the same fucking thing!!!! i uninstall everthing and try again.....DEAD CONNECTION!!!!! a dead fucking connection every fucking single time!!!! what is the point! at this point i figured i could put my fucking fist through the monitor and rip out its guts!!!!!! i ripped open the cd drive, took out the ntl cd and just threw it.... FUCKING THING!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!! fucking piece of worthless fucking shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i then sit there is silence for a few minutes ending up in a crack-up of laugher.... if i didnt laugh i was gonna cry..... then i try it again like a total ass......i started from scratch.... i uninstalled EVERYTHING that has to do with ntl and the internet ...EVERYTHING.... and reinstalled it.... DEAD CONNECTION!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! i wanna kill soemone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then i fucking gave up and came home................ argh!!!! i get sat down and the fucking internet wont connect!!!!! it finally connects after about 3 tries and then stays connected for no longer then 10 minutes then it fucks up AGAIN!!!!!!! BULLSHIT!!! now i am in a chatroom with someone uner the nickname 'myDICKurCHICK'...isnt that just MY fucking luck.....so at this point in time i could physcially set fire to all of the microsoft buildings and all of the ntl buldings and unt all the ntl mesn down with a FUCKING ELEPHANT RIFLE!!!!!!!! if u DARE to respond to this.... then do so under ure own bravery.
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