i woke up this mornin...

& my mom was cleanin the bathroom...

SO I COULDNT TAKE A SHOWER!!!

so i decided to shave myself...

but i forgot to charge my shaver...

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Originally posted by JdDark hi gek, since i know you're bored, this is a thread especially dedicated to your boredom but let's not make it an useless thread everybody got to tell something funny that has happened to him i'll start this happened a couple of days ago i was at school, and we were walking around in our classroom, when all of a sudden someone hit his book on my head, and since i'm a lil bit aggressive, i kicked backwards without looking who it was when i turned round i saw it was a teacher

Hehe this stays f*cking funny man hehe

Now that I think about it,something in the same style happened to me this year.We have got a couple of those clapdoors(donno the right name for this,doors that open in both ways)and it was Friday-noon,was hittin' home,and I opened that door pretty violent,and there suddenly I here ouch,yep a teacher made some contact with the door hehe lol but he was laughing with it so...

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Als er zo ene sta, heb ik twee woorden...Engelbert Humperdinck, ik rij altij me humperdinck daar wijk ik ni van af

Ok, now my funny thing...


Today I had a lesson German @ school...

I didn't do a thing in class and my teacher asked me where ma book was...

I said I didn't bring it...

He said: "Well, then go away and go search for a book...or rip one..."

So I walked out and sat down for half an hour...

Then I walked back and said I could't find any books...

Stupid teacher...

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Originally posted by -=WVG=- Ok, now my funny thing... Today I had a lesson German @ school... I didn't do a thing in class and my teacher asked me where ma book was... I said I didn't bring it... He said: "Well, then go away and go search for a book...or rip one..." So I walked out and sat down for half an hour... Then I walked back and said I could't find any books... Stupid teacher...

why did I had to miss that, why did I cut class today, damn, i wanted to be there, that would have been fun

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Alsof Het G*dverdomme Himmel Niks Kost!!!

okkk....ummmmm.....ok..i got one.. gotta think witht his one.. sorta..



:::::a proctoligist walks into a bank, getting ready to endorse
a check. he reachs to his front shirt pocket to get his pen to sign the check, but he pulls out an ass thermomater.. and he says...
"oh great, some asshole has my pen"


as for a funny thing that happened to me, that is real.. ya'll know
how i work @ a grocery store... well..theres this guy there, black
guy (no racisim, justlettin u know for story reasons)..and hes a little slow in the head.. not down syndrom.but a little slow.. and he
walks around the store... and screams pretty loud... "WHATS UUPPPP!!!!!" and "SO SWEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT" and other funny stuff...
its just funny cause customers look @ each other.. and start laughing.... anyways...

juno out....

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Originally posted by Blik why did I had to miss that, why did I cut class today, damn, i wanted to be there, that would have been fun

Let this be a lesson to you, never cut class hehe lol

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Als er zo ene sta, heb ik twee woorden...Engelbert Humperdinck, ik rij altij me humperdinck daar wijk ik ni van af

When we were in claas my teacher ask something to me.

I didn't knew the answer. That is wrong the teacher said.

I said don't you make any mistakes.

And the teacher said: No, I don't make any mistakes, so I said: Yes making mistakes is human.

Maybe there are a few mistakes in this reply. hehe LOL

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