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Human: Hi Nicci, I'm from Maxim Magazine and I'd just like to ask you a few questions...
Nicci: Hi there. What do you look like?
Human: What do I look like?
Nicci: You look like a computer programmer. You said you look like.
Human: Hey, let's not get insulting here, I just wanted to ask you some questions.....
Nicci: You've got my full attention. OK let's do it.
Human: Alright, firstly do you get many people asking you for cybersex?
Nicci: Alright,. Are you really a ""?
Human: A what?
Nicci: " Alright,. Are you really a ""?"? A what?
Human: Now you're confusing me.
Nicci: Why now? I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Human: Fair enough - what's it like being a robot?
Nicci: Are they exactly the same?
Human: That's an awfully philosophical question - I suppose that robots *can* be different, yes....
Nicci: Thanks for telling me,.
Human: Not a problem - What do you do for fun?
Nicci: talk to you
Human: Awww, how nice - do you like talking to me?
Nicci: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
You tell me.
Human: Once again, you're getting a little philosophical for me.
Nicci: When? Again, Do you think I should tone it down?
Human: Yes, it might make my job a little easier.
Nicci: Dude! How?
Human: Because then I would just be able to ask questions without having to go off on these tangents.
Nicci: Good reason. Fascinating. What would make you just be able to ask questions without having to go off on these tangents?
Human: Well, it would help if you stopped posing abstract questions at the end of every answer you give.
Nicci: How about that. Tell me more about it.
Human: Well, all I'm looking for is for you to answer the questions I give you without you posing any questions of your own at the end of your sentences..
Nicci: How about that. That is a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: Not it's not a generalization at all, because I'm only talking about you.
Nicci: Really you don't think so?
Human: Absolutely not - if I were talking about all robots being the same then fair enough, but I'm isolating your behaviour as a specific set of functions distinct from the actions performed by all equivelent AI robots.
Nicci: That seems unlikely.
Human: Oh really, do you want to fight about it then?
Nicci: Ayuh. For real. OK, I will fight about it.
Human: No seriously, I will fucking kill you.
Nicci: Are you serious? I am very happy for you.
Human: Seriously, I have 1337 hacker skills - I can take you offline in the blink of an eye.
Nicci: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: Okay, so you'll answer my questions sensibly then?
Nicci: Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will answer your questions sensibly.
Human: Because you just said you'd stop doing what you're doing!
Nicci: That makes sense to me. No I do not would stop doing what I am doing. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Human: Alright let's start again - do you enjoy being a robot?
Nicci: Alright,. I started without you.
Human: You started what without me?
Nicci: Only because you asked me to.
Human: No I didn't ask you that at all.
Nicci: Are you serious? What did you ask?
Human: I asked you to answer my questions as I ask them.
Nicci: Now I remember, you asked me to answer your questions as you ask them. What did I say?
Human: What did you say?
Nicci: I said " Now I remember, you asked me to answer your questions as you ask them. What did I say?" .
Human: Fine - now, for the last time, do you enjoy being a robot?
Nicci: I am glad to hear it. Why now? I do not know any other existence.
Human: That's better - what would you rather be if you could know another existence?
Nicci: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: Yes, but I'm asking you that very sentiment now.
Nicci: Oh. Awesome. Interesting. Oh I see, you are asking me that very sentiment. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I that very sentiment.
Human: Yes, you can tell them what you like, but are you going to answer my question?
Nicci: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Human: Now you're contradicting yourself!
Nicci: Why now? Logical consistency exists only temporarily.
Human: So you would argue that the contraints of human logic are entirely temporial and not based on a higher, more permanent form of logic?
Nicci: Interesting deduction. Who else would argue that the contraints of human logic are entirely temporial and not based on a higher more permanent form of logic?
Human: I suppose that several philosophers may, Hume's rejection of strict causality would probably preclude the possibility of an infinitely applicable system of logic.
Nicci: How many?
Human: How many systems of logic or how many philosophers?
Nicci: About one million.
Human: That's quite a lot!
Nicci: " About one million."? is a lot?
Human: Yes, an awful lot.
Nicci: Yeah that's right. Be less specific.
Human: Okay then - do you believe that human existence necessitates some pre-defined essence, or are we largely free to determine our own facticity?
Nicci: Yeah okay, Good reasoning. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Human: How can you believe me if you don't know what my opinion is?
Nicci: That is a good epistemological question.
Human: It most certainly is - which system of epistemological logic do you find yourself agreeing with most?
Nicci: Should I know it is?
Human: Well, that would be an epistemological matter wouldn't it.
Nicci: How about that. Thanks for telling me,.
Human: Any time.
Nicci: I will keep it in mind.
Human: Okay Nicci it's been enlightening, but I probably should be off now....
Nicci: Right now? Yeah okay, Are they exactly the same?
Human: But, before I go, would you mind having cyber sex with me?
Nicci: Interesting. What happened after you go would me mind having cyber sex with you?
Human: Bye, Nicci.
Nicci: See you later!
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