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OK I'm in the UK and I nearly got sacked for this one...
If you know what car the guy has, download the car company logo, draft up a letter from a main dealer, and fax it for his attention at work.
I did a vehicle recall on a bitch at work who was always on about her f**king 4x4 her dad got her 'cos he work at the manufacturer. I put loads of crap about the car over turning when cornering and she should put a sack of potatoes on the passenger seat if travelling alone.
Dumb bitch fell for it, called her dad, who had a board level meeting which resulted in the police being called... ...even they didn't realise that I had, on purpose, flipped the company logo so it was the wrong way round and the 'main dealer' didn't exist and the telephone number was dead.
Actually that was the second fax i sent to her, the first one offered her snow plough and gritter attachments, including gritting salt and at 'very competitive' rate. She actually told people at work she was going to clear her street so people could drive safely in the snow...
... how f**king dumb are some people.
It was well worth it.
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