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Alright girls, I've never had a girlfriend before. So we all gotta start somewhere, right? Ok girls, reply to this thread with either your msn/e-mail address, or your phone number, and I'll get back to you and set-up a date. I'll eventually narrow-down to one of you lucky girls, trying my best not to hurt the rest of you (not that it will be hard, you'll all probably be going:,"yesssss, we're free!").
Just for participating, I'll send you a complementary milk chocolate bar. Remember, by signing up on this thread, you are not committing yourself in any way. You are free to cancel your subscription to this limited dating service at any time (leaving a deep gash in my heart in the process, for what it's worth).
May the best girl win!
Remember, girls only. I am by no means gay (nothing against you gay people, we're all humans).
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